Hi there! This next story was submitted by nacho joe, and I have absolutely nothing to do with him writing a Masters of the Universe kink fic. Nope, totally didn’t influence him at all! I laughed a lot, I hope you enjoy this as much as I did!
Skeletor Vs. Nacho Joe
Skeletor sat on his throne whining about his most recent loss to He-man.
“What do I have to do to get rid of that muscle bound moron?” Skeletor asks.
“Why get rid of him?” Asks Evil Lyn responds.
“What are you talking about? You know we have to get rid of him if we want to rule Eternia.” Skeletor replies.
“Exactly. To rule Eternia we have to get past He-man. What if we took over somewhere else? His mother comes from a planet called Earth from what I hear.” Evil Lyn says
“That is a great plan. There’s no one on that miserable planet that could stop me. HAHAHAHA” Skeletor exclaims before disappearing through a portal.
Skeletor arrives on Halloween night. The thin sliver of a moon hanging in the sky. The field he’s standing in looks well care for. Huge dark trees surround the property. A single house is in view. Skeletor figures that will be where he starts his conquest of this insignificant planet.
Walking like the fearsome conqueror that he thinks he is, Skeletor zaps the front door out of existence. He stomps into the house and looks around for someone to intimidate.
“Hi. That’s a great costume. Would you like some nachos?” Someone asks from the room to his right.
“No. I don’t want any nachos, whatever those are. I am Skeletor, and you will refer to me as your master.” Skeletor says in cackling voice.
“No.” Is all the person says.
“No? What do you mean, no?” Skeletor asks in confusion.
“I mean no. Goddess Brighton is my master. Not you. You might want to leave before she comes back. She doesn’t like when people try to steal her toys.” The guy says.
“Obviously you don’t know who I am you slovenly screwball. I am Skeletor. Master of evil. The greatest wizard of all times.” Skeletor says as he lifts his arms in exaltation.
“Nice to meet you. I’m Nacho Joe. Master of thinking I have permission. He who is always in trouble, and Goddess Brighton’s pet.” Nacho Joe says as he pulls a platter of nachos out of somewhere and begins eating.
Skeletor, who thinks everyone should be in awe of him starts sputtering at this lack of fear from Nacho Joe. He raises his havoc staff and shoots a beam at Nacho Joe. The beam hits his nachos.
Nacho Joe looks down at his empty hands for a few moments. When he raises his eyes, Skeletor takes a step back. Nacho’s eyes are filled with a hatred that surpasses anything that Skeletor has ever seen before.
“Oh my Goddess.” Never mind. I do this for me.” Nacho says in a voice so deadly calm that Skeletor begins to shake with fear without knowing why.
Skeletor tries to open a portal to get away, but his magic has stopped working.
“What? What is going on here? Why won’t my magic work?” Skeletor asks as he continues trying to use his magic.
“I put up a shield so that only the Goddess’ magic will work. It’s the one spell that she allows me to use in case of emergencies like this.” Nacho Joe says as he slowly stalks towards Skeletor.
Skeletor turns to run out the door that he came in through, but he can’t get through.
“Oh. Didn’t anyone tell you? Once you enter Goddess Brighton’s home there is no leaving without her permission.” Nacho Joe says with an evil grin creeping over his mouth.
“You can’t keep me here. Do you have any idea who I am? When my army finds out you have me here they will come to get me, and level this place.” Skeletor says with false bravado.
“Good. More toys for the Goddess. Maybe there will be enough that she can’t watch me as closely.” Nacho says excitedly.
As Skeletor continues backing away from this strange person, he bumps into something. Turning around Skeletor sees a man, with a pumpkin for a head, dressed in a pink bodysuit.
“I’d like to introduce you to Tammy, the headless whore.” Nacho says in a much friendlier tone.
“Nacho. You know you aren’t supposed to play with Goddess Brighton’s new toys.” Tammy says sternly.
“If you don’t tell, I’ll sneak in a huge cucumber for you tonight, Tammy.” Nacho says.
“Oh no. You’re not fooling me again. I’m still waiting for the last four cucumbers you promised me.” Tammy says as she crosses her arms.
“Get me out of here, and I will get you all the cucumbers you could ever want.” Skeletor pleads.
“No way. I’m not doing anything to make her mad again. I just got my head back.” Tammy says backing away.
Suddenly, Skeletor feels something incredibly hot inside his ass.
“What is going on? What’s this burning?” Skeletor cries as he spanks himself in an attempt to put the fire in his ass out.
“Those are Goddess Brighton’s special punishment ghost peppers. They’re about thirty times hotter than any other pepper out there.” Nacho explains as he shoves another pepper up Skeletor’s butt.
“Stop that you buffoon.” Skeletor screams.
“You’re right. I should deprive the Goddess of this.” Nacho says as he finishes shoving a third pepper up Skeletor’s enflamed anus.
“Hey Tammy. Don’t you think Goddess will be happy if we’ve prepped this toy for her?” Nacho Joe asks as he looks to Tammy.
“What do you have in mind?” Tammy asks.
“Well it is Halloween. Why don’t you set your head on his lap so that our new friend here can be teased?” Nacho Joe says with a wink.
Tammy the headless whore takes her head off and places in face down on Skeletor’s crotch. He soon feels something sucking on his dick.
“Oh. Ohhh. Ohhhhh. That feels so good.” Skeletor moans.
Just as he’s about to blow his load, Tammy stops. Her mouth, and throat, open enough so that Skeletor gets no additional stimulation.
Tammy does this to him three more times before Skeletor is begging to cum.
“Turn over onto your side and Tammy will make you cum.” Nacho Joe says.
Skeletor eagerly turns to his side. Tammy’s mouth still around his dick.
This time, Tammy doesn’t start sucking. Instead Nacho begins pumping skeletor’s ass with a 12 inch dildo.
Nacho shoves the huge dildo up Skeletor without using any lube, and while being fairly rough.
“Admit that you’re a little slut who loves being fucked rough.” Nacho says as he places a spiked collar around Skeletor’s neck. Somehow the collar got turned around so the spikes were facing inward, but that had to be an accident.
“No. I’m not going to say that.” Skeletor gasps as he pushes back against the dildo.
“Fine. Then I guess you don’t want more.” Nacho says as he pulls the dildo out. A loud sucking noise comes from Skeletor.
“Fine. I’ll admit it. I’m a little slut who likes to be fucked roughly.” Skeletor whines as he wiggles his ass for more.
“Nacho. What the hell did you do? First you call my name, then you tell me never mind. I get home and my door is gone. You have a lot of explaining to do.” Goddess Brighton says in a cheery, and slightly slurred voice.
“He destroyed my nachos, Goddess.” Nacho says as if that would explain anything.
“Where are the peppers, Nacho?” The Goddess asks as she goes through the cupboards.
“Most of them are up his butt Goddess.” Nacho says while pointing at Skeletor.
“Oh? And who is this? A birthday present for me?” Goddess Brighton asks.
“His name is Skelewhore, Goddess. He tried to steal me away Goddess. I had to defend your property.” Nacho says hopefully.
“Skelewhore huh? Well I guess she could be useful.” Goddess Brighton says.
“Tammy, show Skelewhore around while I have a little talk with Nacho.” Goddess Brighton says.
“Yes my Goddess.” Tammy says bowing. He leads Skelewhore upstairs.
Without a word Goddess Brighton trips Nacho Joe and sits on him. Nacho squirms a little, before the Goddess slaps his ass.
“No cummies Nacho. This is the second time you’ve brought me a new toy without asking me first.” Goddess Brighton says.
With that Goddess Brighton begins punishing poor Nacho in ways that only a Goddess could think of. Nacho’s screams were so bad that even the creatures of the night fled in fear.
What Will Become Of The Evil Skele-WHORE?
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I think you should give Skelewhore my punishment. He did break your door after all.
Yes but skelewhore is kinda bony so the peppers wouldn’t have the same effect. hahahahahahaha
Very entertaining Nacho Joe! Guys, Brighton really does like to put her toys to good use! You don’t want to miss out! hee-hee
Thank you Andi! I believe in using ALL my toys! xoxoxoxox