We have arrived from spoopy to No Nut November and this blog is being posted on rollback day! All phone sex calls today are 1.99 per minute for the first 30 minutes, our gift to you for being awesome customers! Today is not just a great day to call me because of rollback day, but also because if you try to call me tomorrow I might be naked dancing on a table or stuffing my face with birthday cake. So check out the phone sex news and get your shenanigans in today!
LDW 20th Anniversary Of Phone Sex
But before we get into the birthday shenanigans, very important! You have lots of ways to get either discounted or FREE phone sex. Did I say free? Yes I said free. If you miss today’s rollback pricing, you will have 3 more chances to get 1.99 per minute for your first 30 phone sex minutes. Please check out Mistress Harper’s Calendar and handy dandy rollback dates graphic! In case you can’t see the graphics, November 5th (TODAY), 16th, 25th, 29th are your rollback days. And about the free minutes….
Rollback Days And Mistress Days – Free Phone Sex
There are 13 Mistresses and you can get 10 minutes free with every last one of em! Starting with Mistress Lena on Monday, check the calendar, follow our twitters, and get ready! Now here’s the boring rules part: You must be a return caller to get the 10 minutes free. If you’re not, call today and remedy that! You can only get your 10 free ONE TIME with each Mistress on their Mistress Day. So if you call back and try to cheat dispatch will smack you. Not really but they will tell you that you get no more freebies. Don’t forget to check Enchantrix Perks Events page because a lot of this promo info is posted there. And here’s a lovely picture of your 13th Mistress Day Mistresses!
Sissy School Site Of The Month
Oh yeah! Sissy School is new and improved so check that out and let us know how you like the new site!
Birthday Shenanigans
My birthday is tomorrow, I am not sure if I will be taking calls or not, so in the immortal words of Lucy Lu from Keel Beel: NOW’S THE FUCKING TIME! You’re more than welcome to send amazon, etsy or uber eats gift cards to my email brighton@enchantrixempire.com or buy something off my wishlist to wish me happy birthday. Happy birthday to all my scorpios! I’m also going on vacation this month… at some point… soon. LOL My availability during vacation week will depend on who’s in the hot tub with me or yelling like a bitch because I am playing pin the dildo on the… okay you get what I’m saying yes? So look out for tweets or a blog when that time comes. I will be celebrating my “several hundred” years on this wonderful earth, and yes there will be cake. But don’t worry! You have plenty of time to fuck a cake for me between now and November 30th… *cough cough*MelonFucker*cough* if you’re into sploshing phone sex and food play! And it’s a yearly tradition that every time someone says “shenanigans” you have to take a shot. If you’re not a drinker you can have a shot of soda or something lolololol.
What Are You Waiting For? Call Me!
I’m on for calls like… right now. Just dial 1-800-601-6975 and ask for Mistress Brighton. For skype email me first so I know you want a text session. Thanks!
FUCK OFF!!!!
Mistress Brighton
Yay! for all of this! I am truly honored to be Your Melon Fucker and given the opportunity to entertain you and FUCK CAKE for your Birthday CreamPuff Mistress Brighton! It’s gonna be the first but hopefully not the last cake, or whatever you decide, I fuck for YOU on your B-Day!
I adore you and your humiliation playtime Mistress Brighton!
IT’S NOVEMBER 6TH!!!!
Now… You’ll just have to decide what my punishment is when I call to grovel for your forgiveness, since I must be punished for not fucking a pumpkin for you on Halloween. Maybe I can fuck another cake for your Birthday!
Good idea melon fucker! And you will have to learn to respond faster to my emails and get ready in a timely fashion, you don’t ever want to be late for pumpkin fucking on Halloween! Now you’re cursed until next year! Hahahahahahahah
???? Ooops! You did it AGAIN! Brighton ‘Britany Spears’!
(Quick! Everyone read this before Brighton sees it! Too late! Miss Brighton’s gonna kick my ass!)
Hmmmm? ???? I’ll tell ya what I’m gonna do. I am going to grovel and beg for your forgiveness, and not just because it’s your Birthday.
Moving forward though… well, let’s just say the Miss Brighton rules and I have no say in the matter. What I want doesn’t matter because Brighton owns me.????
Good job melon fucker! hahahahahahahahahaha
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Damn it Mistress Brighton!
Okay, I’m going to grovel and beg for your forgiveness.
You rule.
Mistress Brighton owns my ass which is why she likes to pass me around.
Mistress Brighton kicks my ass.
Belated Happy Birthday greetings Mistress Brighton????
Hope you celebrated in style.
Many happy returns
Thank you little peg! xoxox
Happy Belated Birthday, my fellow Scorpio !! and many more to come !! xoxos
Thank you viola! xoxoxo