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Sirens At Sea Part II: The Enchantrix Mistresses On Vacation

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Mistress Brighton’s Sirens At Sea Part II 1-800-601-6975

One of the things you may have immediately noticed, last week, is that not only was I not on, but neither were quite a few other Mistresses. So what caused this mass exodus? Why none other than Sirens At Sea Part II, a Mistress get together, paired with my birthday, paired with a virtual Mistress initiation and also a spiritual initiation… and all hosted by Miss Ally, who insisted on steering the ship. We all survived by the way or I wouldn’t be blogging about it.

Sirens At Sea Part II – Mistresses On A Boat

I’m sure you’re wondering just how many of us – including a few dispatchers – were actually allowed to be unsupervised on a massive cruise ship together? LOADS! Mistress Erika has already blogged about her sexy vacation at sea, so make sure to check out her funny story of femdom teasing. I’m sure sexy Mistress Scarlet will also have a blog for you soon, and Lilly “might” tell you a naughty tale or two if you ask nicely. There were so many of us in attendance, that I’m pretty sure the waitstaff was blushing and adjusting their shorts when we were done with them. I had the pleasure of meeting Mistress Mandy, Mistress Lena, and the lovely and adorable Miss Phoenix on the cruise!

Enchantrix Sirens Know How To Party

So what’s it like being in the middle of the ocean with a bunch of sexy Femdoms? Being pampered on vacation is ramped up a notch when Dommes are present. Mistress Lena can tell you all about her cute lady friends, and the hot stud she encountered. I can tell you about the waiter with a foot fetish, who brought me cocktails and swooned at the sensual array of bare Mistress feet and legs, on the ship. I couldn’t pass up visiting the spa and getting a full body rub down, from a pair of strong hands, myself. And I’m happy to announce that I did get one last chance to bare it all and work on my tan. Are you envisioning my long legs and cute round ass, oiled up and shimmering under the sun? I thought so…

When Memory Fades

However I would be remiss if I didn’t tell you that tequila was my friend on that trip. However one of my favorite parts of the trip, was explaining phone sex and sploshing to a comedienne on the trip, to which she replied that maybe she needed to switch professions, LMAO!!!!  I enjoy the variety of facial expressions I get, telling people, that not only do I dominate men (and sometimes women) but I also make them sit on pies, for me. We had an amazing time bonding with all that Mistress energy, and it could be felt by all around us. These women are a force of nature, and rightfully so!

Cards Against My What??

Motorboating happened lots because I was surrounded by awesome boobies, and Erika had me in stitches, she is a WHIP and quite the seductive minx! Oh and a cruise just isn’t a cruise without a game of CAH (cards against humanity), where I explained to Mandy why I sign all my blog posts with “Fuck off.” BTW, I need to do more calls with Mandy & Lena, just saying… that is A LOT of sexy right there, those two. My first time meeting them both and now I have two more girl crushes. Phoenix….. le swoon…. Willow was also in attendance and man.. you guys are missing out if you haven’t done a Femdom phone sex call with her, she knows how to make EVERYTHING quiver.

What Happens On The Boat..

Seriously guys, so much happened that I won’t be able to fit it all in here – plus there’s some stuff I just can’t tell you… had to be there, and also… weirdo stalkers!!!! – HOWEVER if you would like to know all the dirty details of what happened on MY cabin balcony, you’re going to have to call me! Hey make my dreams come true and schedule a 2 or 3 mistress with me, Lena and Mandy. The trip, as with all Mistress meet-ups was legendary. So when’s the NEXT Mistress get together?? SORRY! Can’t tell you that either, you’ll just have to call us for now.. and squirm..

FUCK OFF!!

Mistress Brighton

Sissy Humiliation: Explore The Depths Of Your Depravity

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Sissy Humiliation with Goddess Brighton 1-800-601-6975

There are some sissies that love to be coddled and fussed over. And then there’s MY sissies… I have made it very clear that my main function as a sissy bitch trainer, is to subjugate and humiliate you. And for those of you who understand this, you get off on the fact that you know how ridiculous you look; you know you are neither man nor anything even remotely close to a woman, but you enjoy being mocked and laughed at, and made to do embarrassing tasks. Of course I’m going to reward you for making a fool of yourself, by further humiliating you with a strapon fucking right up your ass pussy.

Sissy Humiliation With A Mistress Who Enjoys Your Pain

Let’s face it, no real man would let a woman degrade him while he’s wearing pink frilly panties. You’re not a real man, never will be, and you enjoy being degraded and treated like a freak, because you know you are a freak. If you’re crying right now and think I’m being mean, lemme ask you something: Before you started your pathetic blubbering about how mean I am… did you dick get hard? Mhm.. that’s exactly what I thought… BITCH.

Sissy Degradation Of The Dark And Twisted Sort

As long as you continue to get a boner from it, you will continue to seek out sissy mistreatment and humiliation. You will seek out mean Mistresses who will laugh at you and verbally destroy anything that resembles self esteem. And we all know you don’t have any of that, why else would you be calling to be humiliated for wearing ruffled dresses and pink socks. However, I must inform you that I am not a mean Mistress… *snortlaugh* or at least one that you’d be able to walk away from without waddling afterward. If you inspire me, I will drag you down the path of self debasement, and continuously remind you that men wearing rumba panties and pigtails is like putting perfume on a pig. Ohhh look you just pitched a tent again. You know what that means, pick the phone up and call 1-800-601-6975 and ask for Brighton. It’s time for you to come to terms with your addiction.

 

FUCK OFF!!!!!

Goddess Brighton

Orgasm Denial Meditation – Erotic Teasing

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Orgasm Denial Mediation with the Goddess of mindfuck, Miss Brighton! 1-800-601-6975

Picture this: Mistress slipping inside your head and implanting an orgasm denial meditation, that in your awakened state, you are oblivious to. You can’t quite put your finger on what’s happening, but as much as you need to stroke, you can never ever seem to cum. As time passes you become more and more needy and docile, and that’s exactly what your Mistress wants. Welcome to Miss Brighton’s world of erotic meditation

Orgasm Denial Meditation Mindfuck

The more you stroke, the further away your orgasm gets. And pretty soon, you don’t even care that you can’t find release, because it feels so good to be a mindless gooning slut. Your focus becomes non stop edging. Even when you’re at work you slip away to find time to edge that cock. You would do anything just to feel the pleasure of jerking off, but no cumming.

Erotic Teasing Denial

So gooner, are you wondering how you ended up at this point? Why when your Mistress gives you a command you blindly obey? You’ve been programmed to be her mindfucked drone, that’s why. And you know that if you do as Mistress says, she will reward you by allowing you to stroke. Who cares if you never get to cum? Good boys don’t ever cum. Good boys obey, and stroke, and do what Mistress tells them to.

Orgasm Denial Programming

Are you ready, goon slut? You can show me how ready you are, by calling 1-800-601-6975 and asking for Brighton. Once connected, simply say “please program me” and your mindfucking orgasm denial will begin.

Note: I am travelling this week, and may have limited connection. So if you’d like a session, email or skype msg first to make sure I am available to conduct your training.

Other sidenote (totally unrelated to your denial): I went from a balmy 45 degrees to a “hotter than satans balls” 99 degrees! I’m not complaining, the cocktails servers are super cute.

FUCK OFF!

Brighton

 

Scorpio Season, Halloween, And Vacations For The Sake Of My Sanity

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Scorpio Season begins with Goddess Brighton, updates, and phone sex! 1-800-601-6975

Oh boy oh boy, scorpio season is here!!!! One of the reasons I love that I am a product of November, is because my birthday is right after Halloween and right before all the yummy facestuffing food holidays. With that said, here’s an update on all of the above. Put on your seatbelt and follow me!

Halloween And Scorpio Season

You know the drill, Halloween is one of my favorite holidays. It kicks off scorpio season and sends me into a tizzy of happiness and joy. This year we’ll be having an in world virtual Halloween party, and there may possibly be a Halloween radio show. We’ll keep you posted! As for real life celebrations, I have candy…. a butt load of candy! My spoopy skeleton is warming his hands by the fireplace… cuz it’s fucking cold, and I will be having a small gathering of adult trick or treaters. When I say small I mean my boy toy and his dick. *snortlaugh* No no, his dick is not small, but he and his dick are the only people invited to the no pants spoopy party if you know what I mean.

Scorpio Season For Beginners

Most lunatics like myself are born under the sign of scorpio, and yes everything you heard about us is true we are absolutely horrible people. Gigantic assholes with big hearts and zero tolerance for bullshit  mostly, but very much batshit crazy. I am one of the introverted scorpios ( a lot of us are I think? ) which means I am an antisocial bitch who likes beating balls, fucking men with strapons, and shoving cake in your shorts. But by now you know all of this already right? Right. So if you feel so inclined and want to get me a bday prezzie, amazon gift cards, and anything off my wishlist is fine. Totally not required, but always appreciated.

Celebrating Birthdays On Another Planet

I’ll be vacationing in the great beyond this year. Mostly because I FUCKING DESERVE IT, and because I am usually a homebody during birthdays. But after the year I’ve had, I need to fly on wings of fuckoffery and get the hell away from it all. Think of it as a week long calgon moment, one where I fly off on my broomstick and flip everyone the bird from above the clouds. I will be out of town from the 4th of November to the 9th of November with limited internet access. So that means no virtual sessions (sorry all you virtual phone sex lovers!) and probably no calls that week.

Calls This Week

I fucking hate schedules. I will be on when I’m on how about that? No but seriously any time after 12pm (more like 3pm these days), but the reason I don’t keep a schedule is because as soon as I tell you 12 noon I end up signing in at 8pm. Just being honest. So if you see me on this week, go for it! Call 1-800-601-6975 and ask for Brighton, and let’s celebrate Halloween week together.

 

FUCK OFF!!!

Mistress Brighton

 

A Guide To Dealing With Introverts (So That They Don’t End Up K***ing You)

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A Guide to dealing with introverts, from the dark lordess herself. Miss Brighton! 1-800-601-6975

Introverted types have a reputation for being assholes. Annnd we are actually assholes. LMAO!!! Mostly because we keep to ourselves, and we only speak if we actually HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY. And most of the time when we finally do speak it’s something scathing that ends up hurting somebodies feelings. So here’s a guide (I am just going to do these periodically as a fucking reminder. See: How to avoid being an asshole ), to dealing with introverts, so that you A. don’t embarrass yourself interacting with one B. don’t get on their (our… my…) goddamn nerves.

Personal Space And Introverts

We need a lot of it. No… you don’t understand, I mean A LOT OF IT. The caps lock is to emphasis that if you do not give, and respect an introverts personal space, you may end up on the eleven o’clock news. Example: Family members? I speak to maybe once a year if that. I’m not kidding. Family are the biggest offenders. Second in line are well.. everybody who doesn’t understand our unwavering desire to be alone.  I talk on the phone for a living, I DO NOT want to spend time on the phone when I’m on personal time. I fucking hate it. Just being honest. So text, email, and um… carrier pigeon, are the best ways to communicate with me. I also have friends I love dearly that I only speak to once a year to make sure they still have a pulse. So don’t take it personally if I don’t feel like talking. It has nothing to do with you- until it does, and if it does I’ll just tell you so. Easy right?

Things You Can Handle Yourself Vs. Things You Actually Need Help With (AKA why I drink vodka straight on Sunday nights)

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This is me, praying for your teeth…. Mistress Brighton 1-800-601-6975

If you have an emergency (your definition of emergency and my definition of emergency are VERY different), call 911, that’s what it’s there for. There are very few people I let into my personal space and will go out of my way for when I’m on my own time, because most of the time what they want isn’t nearly as important as they think it is. If you can’t explain via text what you need then you don’t need it. So pro-tip: tell me what it is you need, I can help you a hell of a lot faster if I know what you’re asking for.

Respecting An Introverts Time And Energy

If you do not respect my personal space, time, energy, and spirit, you will be cut off. This goes for everyone. If you waste my time, or are inconsistent, or unreliable, or have repeatedly been given chances and still continue the same pattern of behavior you are out. Introverts take these things very seriously because of how draining it is to our energy to deal with people who waste our time. I should honestly write a “how to not be a fucking dickhead” book based on the things introverts deal with. Maybe I will, or I will turn this into a weekly post. There are things, and people that are called energy leaks. Energy leaks are a real thing, and they are the reason I have to periodically clear out my energy and my personal space….. with a flamethrower.

We Are Not Stupid But We Think You Are

Growing up as an introvert I had to hear the s word a lot. From people that didn’t know they were about to get their teeth kicked in. Introverts are not stupid. Just because we’re quiet, does not mean we have no social skills, we just don’t want to talk to you. We could be thinking about something, working, focused, plotting your death, you just never know. But I can assure you we’re far from stupid, most of us are smarter than you are because you still haven’t figured out how to get through life without annoying the shit out of everyone, and natural selection is coming for you.

Have A Sense Of Humor For Fuck’s Sake

Introverts are on occasion (every day and twice on sundays) sarcastic assholes. We’re also blunt. If you don’t have a sense of humor or you can’t handle bluntness then turn around and run away and leave us alone. We’ll appreciate all the oxygen you’re not wasting in our presence, if you do.

Bonus Introvert Tips

BE AN ADULT. This would seem obvious except for the fact that it is apparently not obvious to 95% of the population.

So that’s my happy fun times “come to Jesus” coffee talk for the week. If you are offended by anything I’ve said and would like to fight me, you can reach me at brighton@enchantrixempire.com, enchantrixbrighton on skype, enchantrixbrighton in the virtual world, GoddessBrighton#8591 on discord, @MsBrighton on twitter.  Or just call 1-800-601-6975 and ask for Brighton and I’ll be more than happy to kick you in the balls. Have a great day!

FUCK OFF!!!!

Mistress Brighton

Halloween Blog Train – Stepford Sissies Revenge

Miss Brighton is your next stop on the blog train with the Stepford Sissies! 1-800-601-6975

Your last stop on the Halloween blog train, led you to a mysterious hitchhiker, with Mistress Carrington as your guide. As you ride down the road, you see a sign that reads, “Welcome To Stepford…..”

“We can . . . → Read More: Halloween Blog Train – Stepford Sissies Revenge

Extreme BDSM – The Candlestick Holder

Extreme BDSM for those who dare, with Mistress Brighton 1-800-601-6975

Miss Brighton & Princess Alyssa

Triple B has many names. But over the course of one two Mistress call, he earned another name from myself and Princess Alyssa: The candlestick holder. Where triple b learned to what depths my extreme BDSM goes, . . . → Read More: Extreme BDSM – The Candlestick Holder

Peculiar Fetish Combos: Qtipping And Analgasms

Do you have peculiar fetish combos? Call Mistress Brighton and get qtipped and anally raided! 1-800-601-6975

There is nothing wrong with your eyesight, that does say qtipping and analgasms. Everybody loves that orgasmic sensation they get from qtipping their ears, right? Well why not pair what would classify under peculiar fetish combos, and . . . → Read More: Peculiar Fetish Combos: Qtipping And Analgasms

Dickbreath Jamie’s Bathhouse Gay Adventures

The Adventures of dickbreath Jamie continue! 1-800-601-6975

It’s a pleasure as always to hear from, and blog about, Dickbreath Jamie, because he’s a cocksucking slut who like to believe there’s any semblance of a real man inside him. NOT! I don’t know where he got that idea, because as I told him today, . . . → Read More: Dickbreath Jamie’s Bathhouse Gay Adventures

House Of Whacks – Pain Play With Goddess

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There are days when you just need a firm hand – or a paddle – or the underside of my boot – to bring you to heel and adjust your attitude. Nothing pleases me more than putting subs in their . . . → Read More: House Of Whacks – Pain Play With Goddess