Celebrate Miss Brighton’s 8 year anniversary with phone sex shenanigans! 1-800-601-6975
Did someone say shenanigans? Why yes I did! I’ve survived (and so have you) 8 rotations around the sun as an LDW hellcat, and I have a phone sex anniversary gift for you as a thank you! But first! Let’s talk about all the fun stuff that’s happening in June!
Phone Sex Shenanigans 2023 – Miss Brighton’s 8 Year Anniversary
In addition to my anniversary month, it’s pride month, and if you didn’t know this already, all orgasms are welcome! If you need cock control guidance or masturbation affirmations, this is a safe space for you to explore your kinks. We’re also celebrating pride and phone sex, with a special phone sex contest for YOU! Anyone who completes a 60 minute or longer call gets entered to win a free phone sex call. Don’t forget the early bird special! 10 minutes for 20.00 between 3am and 9am Eastern.
Miss Brighton’s Free Gift – Phone Sex Shenanigans
Starting today, mention this blog and get 5 free minutes added to any paid call of 10 or more minutes. 10 free minutes on calls of 40 minutes or longer. That means if you pay for 10+ minutes, you get 5 added free for a total of 15+ minutes. You pay for 40+ minutes, you get an extra 10 free for a total of 50+ minutes. For example:
Paid for 10 – You get 15
Paid for 15 – You get 20
Paid for 30 – You get 35
Paid for 40 – You get 50
Paid for 50 – You get 60
And so on…..
I believe in K.I.S.S. KEEP IT SIMPLE STUPID! Anything I have to track all month long does my head in and so do contests. So all you have to do is mention this blog and the 5 or 10 free to dispatch, pay for a minimum of 10 to get your freebies!
Rules For Free Phone Sex
Only one free minute offer PER PERSON. So once you claim your free minutes, you’re done! You don’t get free minutes all month long on my dime, silly. LOL
You CAN do both offers, but only once, and you have to pay for them separately. Meaning if you already got the 5 free, if you want the 10 free, you can only get that if you pay for a 40 minute session. You must pay for all of your minutes at the time you call, this isn’t a mobile service provider and there’s no goddamn rollover here.
If you don’t mention the free minutes you don’t get them. You cannot call back and tell the dispatchers “Oh hey I forgot to claim my free minutes on that last call” you snooze you lose! If you forget you will have to call back and pay for a session to qualify.
This free minute offer is good for phone, text, and virtual sessions. Again, ONE OFFER PER PERSON for the month.
Offer is good from today, June 1st, to June 30th.
This offer is only good with me, for my anniversary, you cannot get MY free minutes with another Mistress. Yes people are dumb and I really do have to mention this. Lmao!
Miss Brighton’s Virtual Rez Day
So you know that weird gamer stuff some of the Mistresses do that you fandangled technophobes don’t understand? Well my virtual anniversary is also this month. That means I’ve been offering phone sex for 8 years and virtual world phone sex for 7! You know, as has been mentioned, if you’re trans, or you enjoy gender bending (or you’re into the big titted sissy bimbo fetish), the virtual world is a great place to explore virtual gender roles, and your sexuality. There’s a fairly large kink community, and LGBTQ+ community in world, so maybe get over your technophobia and join us!
Join us in the virtual world for Femdom February!
Other Ways To Get Free Phone Sex
Remember that Masturbation May Gooning Calendar I blogged about? Well if you buy the gooning calendar, you get 10 minutes free texting only, with me! Just in case you need some guidance, gooning masturbation is good for any time of year, not just May. Another way to get free phone sex is by purchasing paid emails with me! Have you ever wanted to send a wall of text, but you knew if you sent that to Miss Brighton she’d probably beat you senseless with a sock filled with flour? Well pay for emails and if you buy over 100.00 in paid emails (I will track this), you will get a free 10 minute phone sex session with me. This offer also doesn’t have a time limit. Once you pay for over 100.00 you automatically get your 10 free, and you can do this any time you like!
Moar Shenanigans With Foot Fetish Phone Sex
Yep! That’s our site of the month! So if you have a foot fetish, you’re gonna want to call me this month, so I can use my feet to bring all your nightmares- er.. fantasies, to life. So you know what you have to do right? Call me! Dial 1-800-601-6975 and ask for Mistress Brighton. Have a happy pride and have fun!
FUCK OFF!!!
Mistress Brighton
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????Unfortunately I called the first day and didn’t know!
????Fortunately I can still call all month!
????Unfortunately I may not be able to call as we discussed on our call!
????Fortunately I will always be YOUR Melon Fucker and can call simply ’cause I adore you!
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Hahahahahahahahaha such is your luck melon fucker! You get to be my melon fucking bitch all month long, and then… FOREVVAAAAAAA! muahahahahahaha
Yes, Mistress Brighton. I am your Melon Fucker Bitch forever!
BTW, your first pic here in the post? OMG! You are such a creampuff! I actually had to jerk off the second I saw it!!!!
OMG well then you owe me another session! Or I’m telling everyone about what you did for Miss Harper!
Oh yes I know you will! And anyways as I told you it was just sunblock I was applying for the day, and that was a lie, it really was loads of my own cum that I bathed in for Mistress Harper, because I’m such a cum slut!
And now I am jerking off to that picture again CreamPuff, because I’m hoping you will punish me again the way only you know how, and make me confess that I am your melon fucking cum slut. I will certainly try to get another session in with you before the month is up, begging for your forgiveness.
Thank you melon fucker, I appreciate you confessing and telling the truth for once. I accept apologies in the form of paid sessions. So get on that slut!!!!!!!!! xoxoxoxoxoxoxo
Whaaaaaaaaaat the Holy Fucktus!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oooooooooooooooooh! YOU!
First it was Harper AND Delia and second it was a giant bowl of my cum that I bathed in for them!
Ok, so I do have to jerk off to that picture whenever I come to this post because I’m Miss Brighton’s melon fucking slut.
C’mon! It is the HOTTEST CREAMIEST PIC of you EVER!
Punish me? Yes please do!
Confess? I confess I have fucked melons and eaten cumsicles for you!
Beg for forgiveness? I know that I am not worthy!
NOW, I’m telling the truth!
I always pay for sessions with Goddess, I love paying to talk to you.
I am chopped liver CreamPuff!
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*cackles* ????
I am officially publicly confessing.
Mistress Brighton always wins.
Mistress Brighton pre-punished me good here.
Mistress Brighton WILL punish me further in session.
Mistress Brighton will thoroughly humiliate me.
Mistress Brighton has total control over me.
Everything I or Mistress Brighton has said here is the truth.
Mistress Brighton makes ALL the rules.
I am inferior to Mistress Brighton.
I am glad Mistress Brighton is SUPERIOR to me.
I adore Mistress Brighton.
Of course I always win! I’m ME!!!! ????????
I’m gonna retract the previous comment.???? I rule. I take that back, Miss Brighton owns me! I just licked my desk clean and fucked another melon for her! She rules!
Hahahahahha you little slut! Wait til they see the video!!!!
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Happy anniversary Bri, I’m sure there will be cake and refreshments, and subs covered in ice cream. Don’t worry about the mess, you can have the sissy maids clean it up ????????????????????????
Thank you! That’s what sissy maids are for, never mind that I might trip them and pull their skirts up while they’re trying to do chores! ????????????
Happy Happy Sexaversary! Been slapping cocks and taking “names” for many sexy years! Your generosity is spectacular and the fellas have to have lost their last nut if they don’t take you up on it! Here’s to many more sexy years Ms B! ????????????????
Last nut you say? Hmmmm now there’s an idea!!!! thank you! xoxoxoxoxx
Happy Anniversary, Goddess Brighton! You are a treasure!
I am a national treasure actually! LOL thank you jizzy!