Did you survive Halloween? Good. I’m happy to announce that your lord and savior Goddess Brighton is having yet another birthday. Saturday to be exact. That means I’ve survived almost another full year on this wonderful plague induced hell we call earth. Oh but let’s not be all doom and gloom. I’m gonna get baked, drink a few shots of tequila and dance around the house naked…. while the boy toy swings his dick around like a helicopter.. like I normally do every year.
Miss Brighton’s Birthday
As usual all the cool stuff is happening during my birthday month! Firstly LDW turns 19 this year, and we’ve got TONS…. and I mean TONS of stuff planned for YOU the customers! Prizes, discounts, two Mistress Tuesdays, me rolling around in birthday cake, it’s gonna be lit! And then there’s that holiday with the roast turkey aka thanksgiving where my devotees all do whoretastic things in my honor. That means if you have not yet fucked food for me, you are going to do that this month. Because I said so and it’s what I want, so nothing else matters.
All you have to do to participate in the bacchanalian festivities this month, is like… fucking call us! The daily cock has a run down of all the phone sex specials for LDW’s anniversary, so start there. And we have a special prize day, where anyone who calls in COULD be a winner. You want to be a winner don’t you? Of course you do! Your dick is probably too small to win at anything else anyway. By the way, call me and Princess Andi on two mistress tuesday if you want to stick your dick in the mashed potatoes, for us.
Gifts For Mistress Brighton
My amazon wishlist is right on my blog. UPDATE: wishlist link has changed, please use the highlighted link in this blog post! So you can start there, and if you’re not sure what to get me, you can send me amazon gift cards to firstname.lastname@example.org AND! If you call me you can send me a virtual bouquet. And there’s totally other ways to spoil me, that I will tell you about when you call.
This is going to be a fantastic, debauchery filled month of drinking and food and sex and possibly the god of tits and wine might make an appearance and let you suck his cock while I laugh. To all my fellow scorpios: HAPPY BIRTHDAY! To everyone else, if you want to party with me this month, you have to call in and get on the party bus. Just dial 1-800-601-6975 and ask for Brighton. Do not miss this month! Because if you do I’m gonna make fun of you for being a worthless loser, while I eat a large buttered lobster tail.