Phone Sex News Desk. Locktober comes to a close, and you will be staying with us, forever! 1-800-601-6975
How’s your locktober going? This blog is going to serve as an impromptu informational post. Because number one we’ve got a rockin Halloween blog train happening NOW, titled: The Monster’s Ball. And two our site of the month is for all your ignore phone sex fetishes. ANNNNNDDDDD The year of our Lordess is upon us. Yes that’s right, my fucking birthday is in a few weeks!
Phone Sex News Desk
If you missed any of the blog train entries start with Mistress Cassidy and then keep chugging! We have a total of 17 train stops as of TODAY. Just in case any of the blog links are broken, or missing, you can read them all by following the halloween blog group on EE, or if you follow me on twitter I have a twitter list of all current posts! Today’s post is a great one from Mistress Nadia about SPLOSHING, and since I happen to love sploshing phone sex you’re gonna want to check that one out!
Fuck A Pumpkin For Halloween
Quick reminder that if you want to fuck a pumpkin for me for halloween, I’ll be around, and I might allow that…. who am I kidding I fully encourage you to stick your dick in your pumpkin girlfriend while I laugh at you! How warped am I for Halloween debauchery? Read pumpkin spiced assholes and then read this lovely happy halloween entry I did with Princess Andi!
Cocktoberfest Cocktails – Reduced Price Phone Sex
If you call us monday through friday there’s a 2.75 per minute phone sex special happening from 5pm to 8pm Eastern time. Don’t worry if you missed today, come back tomorrow and set an alarm for 5pm so you don’t miss it. You will need to call into dispatch to get the promo rate.
Ignore Phone Sex – Site Of The Month I Will Ignore You
I also love ignore calls, because you pay for my time, I go off and do other sh** while you’re sitting there crying into your oatmeal. I have written before about ignore line phone sex before and have also participated in hang up ignore line humiliation phone sex calls before. Why? Because some guys like calling me and asking me to hang up on them and then charge them for the full time. It’s their kink, who am I to deny them? Also because I really will ignore you. No seriously I have the attention span of…. SQUIRREL!
November Birthday Shenanigans – And You Know What That Means!
I like having a November birthday because it kicks off the holiday season – which I will probably be drunk for most of – and it also kicks off the LDW anniversary season and LDW is celebrating 20 years of phone sex! Holy ship! I know it doesn’t seem like it’s been that long, but if you read Duchess Willow’s history of phone sex, then you know phone sex has been around since the 70’s at least. Wild to think that we’ve got a nice 20 year chunk of that, out of the past 50 years. But anyway back to me, LOL. My birthday is the first week of November, so while not required if you WANT to send me a birthday gift, you can send me something from my throne wishlist orrrrrrr you can send me an amzn gift card, etsy gift card, or uber eats gift card (yes they have giftcards and I love it) directly to brighton@enchantrixempire.com if you’re feeling generous.
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What Am I Doing For My Birthday?
The same thing I do every year: Buying a bottle of absinthe, fucking off, possibly getting fucked while fucking off, and on a personal note, I’m finally going on goddamned vacation this year. Where and when am I going? DON’T ASK! For safety and privacy reasons (because there are some nutty buddies out there), you’ll find out later. But I’ll give you a hint: There will be a couple of ship captains happy to see me. HA! In the mean time I do have a few plans for the remainder of Locktober, that involve locking chastity devices on the deserving, and doing bad things to them whilst in chastity, because fun… for me. *cackle cackle*
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Whatever you call it, I’m into it. So if you want to tell me all your naughty fantasies while imagining me naked gyrating on a broomstick, CALL ME! Just dial 1-800-601-6975 and ask for Mistress Brighton. For skype and text sessions use my email above to contact me and DO NOT SEND ME WALLS OF TEXT OR I WILL BEAT YOU WITH A POOL NOODLE. Happy Halloween!
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Mistress Brighton
brighton@enchantrixempire.com (Don’t send walls of text. They make me stabby. Just get to the point.)
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MS Brighton, I am positive that news has never been delivered in such a sexy and informative way! You rock, and I know there are cocks all over the Empire just DRIPPING at the opportunities you have for them!
I like the idea of being a sexy newscaster that will stick things up your butt. Hahahahaha thank you Erika! ????????
i have it on my to-do list to hump a pumpkin for You! 🙂
And don’t you dare think I’ve forgotten!