Work up a sweat with Ride A Dick Sissy Aerobics and Miss Brighton! 1-800-601-6975
It is I, your sploshing, cuckolding, sissy humiliating wackjob Mistress of phone sex shenanigans. Happy New Year and all that jazz, it’s hard to believe we’re in a brand new year, because holy fuck last year lasted like… 5 seconds? Fastest year ever, but enough about that, I wanna talk about phone sex shenanigans, and what to expect when you call me.
Phone Sex Shenanigans
Absolutely nothing. Yep, outside of the customer service oriented, satisfaction guarantee, we may be great for each other. And then there is the possibility that I might be your worst phone sex nightmare! Hey listen, it happens, people like what they like, but have no fear! There are a whole gaggle of hotties that do lots of things that will give you eargasms and make your toes curl, if I end up not being your cup of tea. However if I AM your cup of tea, buckle up cupcake! It’s gonna be a wild ride for sure.
The Big Phone Sex Three
I suppose my big three are tease and denial – obvi…, cuckolding, and sploshing phone sex, but there’s this whole phone sex machinima thing I do, and to be honestly ever since we started offering virtual I have to say that virtual world phone sex sessions make it my big four. And then like there’s this whole debauchery, carnage, chaos thing that I do and love – because I can’t be serious for more than 5 seconds – so I suppose anything that involves YOU being degraded/humiliated and ME laughing my ass off, is my kink. That’s about as clear cut as I can make things for you. Now here’s how to approach me for a session without getting stabbed or ignored…. kidding… kidding… I don’t really ignore people. *snark*
Sissy Phone Sex
Why yes I do the whole sissy, feminization, sissy humiliation, thing. Just please, for the sake of my sanity, read my last blog about sissy etiquette. And then once you’ve read that, read exposed sissy for an idea of how demented I am. I know following rules is hard for some sissies, because you’re very self absorbed, and self centered in your fetish. I just really need you all to follow some very simple steps so that we can have fun together, kay? Kay.
Don’t Fucking “Hi” Me
I fucking hate that sh**. String together a proper full sentence introduction and get to the point. Small talk makes my ears bl33d. Seriously we will have a grand ole time once in session, if you follow my rules. It will also avoid you getting yeeted off a cliff like yosemite sam in a looney toons clip. Unless you’re into getting yeeted, then I’m up for it. For sessions outside my regular times, email me at brighton@enchantrixempire.com and check availability. Usually if the site says I’m available, then I’m available, so there’s no need to message me asking if I’m available… if I’m available, you get me? If you’re not sure you can call dispatch and ask, they know how to reach me. For texting/skype email me because if you message me on skype you will get ignored. Email is the fastest route to Brighton-land! Outside of sessions I’m very rude (unless you’re one of my favorite people). Just being honest.
Phone Sex Shenanigans With Goddess Brighton
If I am available for phone and you want phone, all you have to do is dial 1-800-601-6975 and ask for Miss Brighton. If I’m unavailable check out the links below, to order my phone sex audios, custom audios, or to send me pretty pictures of patio decks. I know I repeat a lot of the same things over and over again. It’s because “mostly” men only learn by repetition and just barely because some of you are dumb. Yes I did just insult you, you’ll thank me later. Let’s have a great year and make 2022 one filled with screams of pain and my laughter!
FUCK OFF!!!
Mistress Brighton
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