Roast turkey, mashed potatoes, sweet potato casserole, stuffing and of course gravy. Everyone’s laying around, full and sleepy, and you need to escape the in laws for a little while and have some fun, what to do? You call me for humiliation food play and you fuck the food, that’s what!
Humiliation Food Play
I have an entire blog dedicated to sploshing phone sex, which should tell you that you are in big trouble if you have leftovers and like to be treated like a human trash can. Humiliation food play means I get to make a mess at your expense, and laugh, while you degrade yourself. Then there is possibly one of the easiest ways to introduce you to cum eating. Can you say “fuck the mashed potatoes and jizz in the gravy?” Of course you can! And you will be encouraged to do just that.
Onion Soup – Extra Creamy
Disclaimer: Please set aside food for our humiliation food play session, and for the love of peanut butter DO NOT PUT IT BACK IN THE FRIDGE IF YOU HAVE GUESTS. Get a bowl of onion soup and have a gay old time adding a little extra razzle dazzle to it. Then add some oyster crackers, and bon apetite! You get the satisfaction of knowing you provided entertainment for me, and that little mischievous tingle while you smile in everyone’s face, that you just ate your own cum on a turkey sandwich whilst doing the food play humiliation shuffle!
Getting Into The Holiday Spirit With Humiliation Food Play
It starts with candy. That’s right, Halloween kicks off that time of year when it’s getting colder and everyone’s craving sweets and carbs. Then comes thanksgiving, christmas, new years. So for two months gluttony is bliss, why not capitalize on all that food and FUCK IT! I can be your guide to debauchery by way of food fucking, cum eating, and have a sploshing good time! The most important thing when playing with food, is to prepare ahead of time, however if you are doing a quick, impromptu humiliation food play session, the idea is to get quick and dirty, and clean up before anyone finds out your a filthy food fucking whore.
Secret Sploshing Humiliation
So you’ve got guests, limited privacy, and limited time and you want a quickie? Grab so mashed potatoes and gravy and steal away into the bathroom for a few minutes. You’ll need a towel and something to protect your area, so if you’re in a bathtub that is best. Keep a strainer over the drain just in case there’s anything in the gravy that can clog up your pipes. You DO NOT want to have to explain to your wife, why there’s giblets in the shower drain. Get something to stand up your camera so you can put on a good show, and once you’re done being my entertainment, quickly wash up, flush the evidence and saunter back out of the bathroom. Mission accomplished!
Need Help Setting Up For Humiliation Food Play?
If you cannot call, pay for a text session and we can chat over skype, discord, or email firstname.lastname@example.org and get you set up. And if you are able to sneak away for a quick call, just dial 1-800-601-6975 and ask for Mistress Brighton! I hope you had a great holiday and an even better weekend!