Learn how to do a sexy texting session with Miss Brighton! 1-800-601-6975
Let’s talk about sexy texting. Sometimes with the horny people you have to state the obvious, especially so with penis people, because penis people are dumb before they get horny, and after they get horny, the dumbness level reaches astronomical proportions. So I’m going to tell you two things: 1. Sexy Texting is our site of the month. 2. I’m going to give you some pointers on HOW to properly get a sexy texting session and how to avoid making an ass of yourself.
Sexy Texting 101
So let’s start with how NOT to get a texting session. Bottom line: FAILING TO READ AND FOLLOW INSTRUCTIONS. Here’s a perfect example: I DO NOT check my skype unless I’m in session or expecting a text session from a paying customer. So if you send me messages on skype and then you throw a tantrum because I didn’t answer you, you have no one but yourself to blame for that faux pas. In otherwords, please refrain from messaging me on skype, like this:
“Hi.” “Hi.” “Hi.” “Hi.” “Hi.”
Not only will you not get a text session you will get an ignore line session free of charge because I will ignore you. Pro-tip on how to succeed at getting a text session….. are you ready……? Here we go… it’s super easy, I promise.
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The Healing Power Of Email
EMAIL ME FOR FUCKS SAKE.
My email is brighton@enchantrixempire.com and if I am awake, not riding someone’s dick, and available for sessions, that is the fastest way to get a response. Also, if I’m available on sexy texting, and green on skype, you do not have to ask me “hey are you available?” Because I also ignore that question.
Another way to get yourself ignored (and possibly blocked from ever doing sessions with me), is doing the 50 question game, if I do happen to answer you on skype. If I’m available, and you want a session with me, clicking on the sexy texting site and emailing me are the easiest and fastest ways to get a response. What? You aren’t allowed to ask questions? Of course you are! If you have a question about sessions and availability, keep it short and to the point. If you want to know if I do x,y,z in a session, please just ask for what you’re looking for and I will tell you if I do it. What I WILL NOT do, is give you a detailed run down of all the dirty things I’m going to do to you in session. I also will decline to answer questions like “what color is your pubic hair” or “what turns you on in a session.” That’s classified “paid session, paying customer” information.
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Scheduling A Sexy Texting Session
Email, email, fucking email for god’s sakes. If you want to know if I’ll be available at a certain time or not; If you want a sploshing phone sex session and would like to plan ahead for what to get and what time works best. If you want to do a session outside of my normal hours. Okay look I don’t have normal hours, really. I’m on usually evenings, sometimes super early mornings. So email first, no walls of text please. I’m going to be honest with you and tell you that I will not read walls of text because they make my eyes cross. Now if you WANT an email package for longer email discussions, that’s totally doable, just email for pricing!
“Are You Always This Rude?”
Yes. It’s part of my charm, dollface! I am one of the nicest assholes you will ever meet, so if my to the point bluntness is an issue for you, there are plenty of lovely (and much more patient) Mistresses available. I understand if my modus operandi is a wee bit too cutting for you, perhaps one of the other ladies will be a good fit in that regard.
Beyond Sexy Texting Sessions – What Else Can I Do With Mistress Brighton
Ooohhh I’m so glad you asked! You can do virtual world sessions, text sessions (skype or discord), phone sessions, training sessions, sissy sploshing and regular sploshing sessions, and you can also get custom audios from me. AND!!!! Phone sex audios from my store! So now that we got all that out of the way… fuckers… here’s where to reach me. If you want to call and CAN do phone sex sessions, dial 1-800-601-6975 and ask for Mistress Brighton. If you can’t call and you want a sexy texting session, go to the highlighted link. Email me at brighton@enchantrixempire.com to make sure I’m available. Sometimes if I am available and I have not answered you on skype, you can call dispatch or live help and they will let me know you’re trying to reach me. Email is the fastest. If anything I’ve said hurt your feelings, suck it up and learn some goddamn manners.
FUCK OFF!!!!!
Mistress Brighton
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I am dumb for you Mistress Brighton. It makes perfect sense.
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