Miss Brighton has beginners cum eating tips just for you! 1-800-601-6975
If you’re toying with the idea of cum eating, but you’re a cowardly chicken who’s afraid to eat his own sperm, then beginners cum eating is for you. Most of my hardcore cum eaters have NO problem eating their load for me, no matter the taste or consistency, but there’s a few of you that are all talk and need a dominant kick in the ass from my bitch boots. Instead of whining about the taste, why not just man up and swallow? But you need help getting to the manning up and swallowing, eh pussy bitch? Very well then, I have a few tips for you!
Beginners Cum Eating
I’ve suggested this before, and I’m suggesting it again: Start with your precum. If you are not a dribbler, then cum into your hand, and then dip a finger in and taste it. One little dab of your own jizz is a lot easier than slurping up your load like oysters on a half shell. From there work your way up. As with anything that’s new to you, you want to start slow if your cum eating squeamish and then work your way to glory. I’ve seen men drink shot glasses of their cum, drank it from a bowl, licked it off a plate. My favorite though, is self cum facials. I’m talking legs over the head and try to aim it directly into your own mouth. There are men that can do this, and as your cum eating trainer, I will stop nothing short of you giving yourself a cum facial.
Cum Facials And Cum Eating
Nothing says “I love my Goddess” more, than taking it in the face for me. And if you want to show me your undying devotion, there are a few ways to do that, and one of them involves full body sploshing phone sex, but right now we’ll stick to cum facials! There is something powerful about holding a man’s legs over his head and making him cum all over his own face and eat it. Obviously for some of you, it’s easier to do it when someone is right there holding you accountable, but make no mistake. I’m holding you accountable for eating your own cum while on the phone with me, even if I can’t see you. And I have an old saying, “you wouldn’t disappoint your Mistress, would you?” Failure is the ultimate shame of a submissive, and you will wear it like a scarlet letter across your face, if you punk out… PUNK!
Food Play And Cum Eating
If your name is melon fucker, or churchmouse, then you already know where this is going. Both of these depraved sluts have done things with food that would make Betty Crocker blush, and they put on an award winning show! As the name suggests, melon fucker does just that, before eating his load. Churchmouse has licked so many cum covered inanimate objects that I’m pretty sure he’s marked every item in his house. LOL!!! And there was that one time, in band camp, when he fucked a roast chicken, came in it, and then ate it….. while I laughed my ass off. So this is just to let you know, that cumming in food and then eating it, for some, is sometimes an easier way eat your cum, and no less humiliating!
There Are Far Worse Things To Eat Than Cum
Just remember that. No I’m not going to elaborate, I’m pretty sure we both know what I’m talking about. So just imagine if you will, that you’ve got a smorgasbord of delicacies in front of you, and eating your own cum is the least disgusting of your options. I bet you’ll down your little swimmers so fast you won’t think twice about what you just did, and what you just avoided! So now that we’re on the subject of coached cum eating, where to start? Well duh… you call me! Dial 1-800-601-6975 and ask for Mistress Brighton. Would you like a custom cum eating audio from me? Order custom audios online! Just follow the link. If you want to find my pret a porter phone sex audios, click the highlighted link. Happy cum eating, fuck faces!
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Ms Brighton is AWESOME! DO WHATEVER SHE SAYS!
I definitely have no problem swallowing my own cum in front of you Ms Brighton, you know this, you make it easy! “EAT IT! Melon Fucker!”…. “ok Ms Brighton”
See how easy that jizz?… er, um, I mean is, see how easy that IS?
“I’ve seen men drink shot glasses of their cum, drank it from a bowl, licked it off a plate. My favorite though, is self cum facials. …aim it directly into your own mouth.”
I have done all of the above plus MORE!
“Nothing says “I love my Goddess” more, than taking it in the face for me.”
Being in front of you taking it in the face for YOU because you are telling me to is how I show my love and devotion to you Ms Brighton! I love it!
I would NEVER disappoint my Mistress Brighton, never ever!
I just want to publicly thank you Ms Brighton. My name IS Melon Fucker because YOU gave me that name and I have fucked a few different ones for you haven’t I?????
Thank you Ms Brighton!!!❤️
I vow to always live up to it! That should be written in the LDW Constitution.
As far as the taste, yeah, man up. Tequila doesn’t taste good either but people still down shots like it’s going out of style!
Fuck it, the very first time I called LDW I was coerced into eating it by mouth-open cum facial by Ms Violet and I did not plan on it! She even made sure I tasted it before being allowed to swallow. I called back the next night, she just laughed!
Even though I got a good taste my very first time for a while I was still afraid of tasting it every time. I mean, it was new! So do what I did…
One additional tip for beginners:
Brush your teeth right before you call. The lasting minty taste will mask the flavor of cum and you can take the full load. Eat it. Keep Mistress happy!
I no longer have to do that of course. I’m a real cum eater!
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Mistress Brighton’s Melon Fucker ???? Cum Eater
You could be the poster boy for cum eating trainees everywhere. If melon fucker can do it, you can doooo eeeeett!!!!
And you most certainly have outdone yourself, Mr. cumsicle! Hahahahahahahaha!
OH! I just now saw this ! THANK YOU Ms Brighton!
Mr Cumsicle! Hearing that from YOU is heaven!
But… that was nothing compared to what you just did to me with the 131 cum loads total humiliation session!
No problem! Maybe next time you can do 200! Muahahahahahaha
????200? …. ok Cream Puff Mistress Brighton, ok. (I LOVED that session!)
You are sooooooo awesome!!!
I LOVE EATING CUM! ive been saving some up in the freezer for a month now and im so exited to drink all of it! im gonna use a squirting dildo in my mouth!
I’m happy to hear that!
Oh Ms Brighton! I love this intro to spunk eating! Such great suggestions too!
I have to say your pet “D” Is fantastic, and still laughing over ‘melon fuker” ha ha ha
See you around the Empire, sexy!!
Mistress Erika,
No need for beginner’s tips for me! Yeah! But I agree a great post by Ms Brighton.
Cum – Yum, Yum, Yum!!!
Your C&N, Cum Slut, Boy Toy, Erika Addict Tom
Drink up Tom!
Melon fucking is very entertaining and has NO problem eating several loads of his cum for me. LOL
I love love love love love love love love entertaining you Mistress Brighton! Yes! NO problem ever eating several loads for you, as many as possible!
Oh, and look at the pic in this post. You look as sweet as a Cream Puff!!!
I adore Mistress Brighton!!!!
This is so awesome that we can openly discuss this. Eating CUM is more than a passion, it’s a desire that we need to explore. Enjoy everyone
I’m happy you think so! I love only allowing a release, if cum eating is involved, because why else do you need to cum? Muahahahaha
I’ve been such a wuss when it is time to eat my cum.. It’s a hurdle that I very much to do! I would love to actually learn to crave it!
Have you tried cumming in food and eating it?
Surprisingly I haven’t tried that YET.. I fantasize about becoming addicted and having it in so many ways… I feel one day I’ll feel the humiliation of actually doing it.. Thank you for writing about it!
I’ll bring the funnel!
I ate my own cum, the first time, by accident. I had a case of the blue balls so I jerked off, and when I did, some of my cum landed in my mouth so, I did the only natural thing, I swallowed it. I didn’t even think about it, it just came natural. Now, I swallow my cum at least once every week, and I love it I like the taste of it, I absolutely love the texture of my cum in my mouth and I love swallowing it. I think I’m addicted to it swallowing my own cum, because it’s so kinky and taboo!! But, whatever the reason, I’m certainly addicted to swallowing my own cum!
That was fate! 😈