There are certain foods, that remind me of pussy. Tacos, a juicy peach, bananas.. Oh wait no bananas make me think of a juicy dick. But the type of food I’m thinking about today, that reminds me of pussy, can also increase a woman’s libido, and a man’s sperm production. If you’re into cum eating, this is extremely important to me, that you produce enough sperm to make eating that load worth my while, and yours. I would be referring to oysters, by the way.
Cum Eating Sperm Production
So what is so special about oysters? First off they are high in protein, but more importantly they are high in zinc, which is what men need to produce sperm – and what men lose when they ejaculate. For women, oysters can be an aphrodisiac. Just ask my boyfriend! I ate raw oysters for the first time a few weeks ago, and proceeded to have THE best, orgasmic sex, later that day. But back to sperm production. Aside from drinking plenty of water, fresh fruits and veggies, add oysters to your cum eating sperm production arsenal. And for all you cum eaters, this means you. I am urging you to take the cum eating sperm production challenge, and eat some oysters!
Why Oysters Remind Me Of Pussy
When a pussy is aroused, it is wet, slippery, and full of life’s essence. A man who enjoys queening and eats pussy regularly, is a happy man. Oysters – like pussy – are good for you! So it’s an added bonus that it helps build up sperm production in men, and increases a woman’s libido. And eating oysters is kind of like eating pussy. You lick, suck, slurp, and hey, sometimes you are rewarded with a pearl and quite the explosion if you know what you’re doing! Are you ready to gobble up those oysters for me? Give me a call at 1-800-601-6975 and ask for Brighton! *kisses*