Mistress Brighton talks cum eating sperm production, with oysters! 1-800-601-6975
There are certain foods, that remind me of pussy. Tacos, a juicy peach, bananas.. Oh wait no bananas make me think of a juicy dick. But the type of food I’m thinking about today, that reminds me of pussy, can also increase a woman’s libido, and a man’s sperm production. If you’re into cum eating, this is extremely important to me, that you produce enough sperm to make eating that load worth my while, and yours. I would be referring to oysters, by the way.
Cum Eating Sperm Production
So what is so special about oysters? First off they are high in protein, but more importantly they are high in zinc, which is what men need to produce sperm – and what men lose when they ejaculate. For women, oysters can be an aphrodisiac. Just ask my boyfriend! I ate raw oysters for the first time a few weeks ago, and proceeded to have THE best, orgasmic sex, later that day. But back to sperm production. Aside from drinking plenty of water, fresh fruits and veggies, add oysters to your cum eating sperm production arsenal. And for all you cum eaters, this means you. I am urging you to take the cum eating sperm production challenge, and eat some oysters!
Why Oysters Remind Me Of Pussy
When a pussy is aroused, it is wet, slippery, and full of life’s essence. A man who enjoys queening and eats pussy regularly, is a happy man. Oysters – like pussy – are good for you! So it’s an added bonus that it helps build up sperm production in men, and increases a woman’s libido. And eating oysters is kind of like eating pussy. You lick, suck, slurp, and hey, sometimes you are rewarded with a pearl and quite the explosion if you know what you’re doing! Are you ready to gobble up those oysters for me? Give me a call at 1-800-601-6975 and ask for Brighton! *kisses*
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Oh goodness, Ms. Brighton! You make quite the argument for oysters, cum eating, and pussy licking. I’ve often thought that slurping oysters was a lot like slurping cum–both are best swallowed whole. 😉 Cum eaters should take your advice to heart and increase that sperm load to entertain Mistress!
Thank you Piper! I want them to be healthy after all, healthy cum eaters = more sperms!
Sounds like a winner to me! I’ll have a dozen raw on ice with melted butter on the side! And, I looked at this post 3 times before I noticed the pic of the guy in the bowtie!
Jemmie I can’t imagine what could have taken your attention from such a dashing man in a bowtie…. 😉
Great post. haha! I always love to have my guys freeze their sperm in ice trays – it takes some time, but once they get a couple froze, they can have “cumsicles” on our call. It’s a delectable, tasty summer time treat. At least I’d like to think so.. 😉
Cum cubes will keep the little whores cool in the summer months as well as providing a nutritious snack. LOL
Your call yesterday gave me more insight as to women who enjoy humiliating sissies just because we like wearing pretty makeup, including the woman who pointed me out in Walgreen to her two teen daughters as I was choosing a lipstick.
We can’t all be alpha males with muscles and a big cock ya know!
Yes but you CAN suck a dick can’t you? Hahahahahahhaah
Of course I can, and do when I get the chance, Mistress Brighton. I am just sensitive to the fact that so many women laugh at me because I do what most men do not do, I suck dick. It gives me pleasure and at the same time he gets pleasure that his wife won’t give him. Why is that funny then?