What kind of Mistress is Goddess Brighton? I’ve answered this question – and given people a tasted, of the wicked femdom mind I have – more than 50 times, but I enjoy answering this question, because I’m a smartass femdom who likes to fuck with people. Exhibit A, my naughty hold time recordings! If you ever call in and hear my voice during your wait to chat with dispatch, you might get an earful. Maybe I should come with a warning label… but I don’t.
The Wicked Femdom Mind Of A Cuckoldress
If you’re one of those rarities that has a little dick and doesn’t like being laughed at about it, maybe don’t call me? And if you are looking for a cuckoldress who will humiliate you, and treat you like the pathetic little bitch that you are, trust you are in good hands. In case you wonder what a cuckoldress commercial would sound like, listen to this. It’s one of the audios you’ll hear while waiting for dispatch, and apparently it made someone cry… which I find hilarious. Bwahaha!
The Wicked Femdom Mind Of A Sissy Mistress
If I’ve said it once I’ve said it about 20 times or more, I am NOT a “nice” sissy Mistress. I am a humiliation sissy Mistress. I know some very lovely sissy mistresses I can refer you to, if you are the more delicate type of sissy. However with that said, if you wanna have a rockin good time and walk funny for a week.. *wink* call me! But before you do, have a listen to this sissy audio! It’s my voice, warning you of the dangers of dancing with Miss Brighton by the pale moonlight.
Here A Splosh There A Splosh… What The Entire Fuck!
Look, I like playing with food, and making you play with your food. It is called sploshing, or wet and messy for a reason. If the thought of food waste horrifies you, run away now! But if you wanna have a chocolate cake rammed up your buttcrack, keep reading, and here’s another demented sploshing audio….. I failed adulting, can you tell?
But Miss Brighton I Still Have A Boner And Want To Call You!
You fucking weirdo! What is wrong with you?! Do you have any idea how much therapy you’re going to need when I’m done with you?? Fair enough, you’ve passed my “seriously fucked up in the head” test and now it’s time to pay the devil’s due, by calling me! Just dial 1-800-601-6975 and ask for Brighton. Disclaimer: I am not responsible for you crying in a corner when I’m done with you.
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Mistress Brighton
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I’ve got to know. On the cuckoldress commercial, is it bud or bug fucker? I can’t tell.
Bug fucker! 😀