The Adventures of dickbreath Jamie continue! 1-800-601-6975
It’s a pleasure as always to hear from, and blog about, Dickbreath Jamie, because he’s a cocksucking slut who like to believe there’s any semblance of a real man inside him. NOT! I don’t know where he got that idea, because as I told him today, everyone including his coworkers know he’s a sissy faggot cocksucker. And I about fell out of my chair when dickbreath dummy told me what happened to him at a bathhouse! So I appropriately titled this post: Dickbreath Jamie’s Bathhouse Gay Adventures.
Dickbreath Jamie Gets Put In His Place
So this fucker proceeds to tell me that he got topped and bottomed out in a bathhouse, and that a very dominant man took advantage of him while he was wearing a wig and lipstick. He may or may not have mentioned that he got a little rough and tumbled and man handled by his “top,” and more than likely got his holes filled with his favorite creamy delight. But what made the story so hysterical? Was dickbreath jamie trying to tell me that none of the women at his job know he’s gay…. while in the same breath telling me he wears tinted lip balm, mascara, and lines his eyebrows.
Dickbreath Jamie In Denial
When I finally stopped laughing and got up off the floor, I told him that more than likely ALL the women at his job know he’s a sissy faggot, and for that matter so does his wife. As a matter of fact that only person who doesn’t know he’s a sissy faggot… is him. *snortlaugh* He also uttered the words “real man” at some point in the conversation, and I laughed for another 5 billion years, at that. So don’t be fooled, with a name like dickbreath jamie, and stories of sucking and fucking in gay bars and bath houses, if you have a similar experience, guess what… YOU’RE A SISSY! If you need a come to jesus moment, please do call me. 1-800-601-6975 is the number, just ask for Brighton.
FUCK OFF!!!
Mistress Brighton
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The ending of your podcast implies there are other pansies like me who will be stimulated by your degrading laughter. Props on you for a really effective marketing pitch!
And I suspect that some of my women co-workers share your disdain for my fagginess. But in all my years of being a bottom bitch I’ve never met a gay man like me.
Most gay men are attracted to MEN, like the men I suck off. And I’m eye witness to the fact that each and every cock in that bath house was much longer, much thicker, much more muscular than my little peepee. I’m born to be a sissy.
You’re a sissy faggot fuck doll, dickbreath!
This is hilarious. Dickbreath tells himself that his coworkers have no idea he’s gay. That’s a nice fantasy, but that’s all it is. If they found out he’d been bottomed like a bitch, they wouldn’t be surprised at all! Dickbreath is lucky to have a Mistress like you to keep him straight!
I just spoke with dickbreath! This sissy was so excited for me to read your blog post – and I was laughing the entire time while he listened to me read it. He’s in full dress and on his way to a strip club – not to see tits of course; but to be ordered around by the sexy bitches! Sissy fag also did my sissy condom task and bought magnums and told the cashier they weren’t for him, of course!
Hahahahaha good! I’m sure those ladies will work him over real good!