Dickbreath Jamie this is Brighton speaking, and it’s time for you to come to terms… with the fact that you are a cum guzzling, sperm slurping cocksucker. Nobody just randomly has dickbreath as a name for no fucking reason, and you are no exception. But I would specifically like to tell my viewing audience here about our conversation, especially because telling the mistresses that you are innocent and haven’t done anything to deserve such a name is your paradigm, which makes me laugh.
Dickbreath Jamie: An Anthology
If the name sounds familiar – ladies and gents – it’s because dickbreath jamie is a convoluted little slut who loves seeing her name in bright lights and bold letters. I did a session with dickbreath jamie on April 6th, and due to circumstances beyond my control I am just getting to doing this little review and write up of my take on this particular sissy cock sucker cum receptacle. We began our conversation with dickbreath jamie’s usual spiel which consists of her abject denial and protesting. But then the story took a very interesting turn: dickbreath admitted to me that the women at “its” job found out a secret about them. Although once “it” told me what happened, it’s really not a secret, you potato with wings!
Your Mascara Is Running… Better Go Catch It
That’s right, this little sissy stepford wife wanna be had lunch with a few of his lady coworkers, when one brought to its attention that its mascara was running. The embarrassed ball breath cock holster turned bright red, and then further incriminated itself, when yet another coworker told her to get her compact out and take a look. Without thinking, she reached into her trouser pocket and pulled out a compact mirror, with the ladies snickering all around, then realized what she’d just done. See what I mean? All of that sperm in your bloodstream has fried whatever good brain cells you had left. The truth will set you free.
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Ms Brighton, Dick breath indeed! I love cum sluts like dick breath who are just begging to be humiliated by a Mistress that can make them own up to what they really want to be told…that they are a raging little sissy cum slut who needs to reigned in by a humiliatrix like yourself! I had to laugh when I read about how Dick Breath’s co-workers pointed out her mascara was running–doubtlessly not a huge secret! Keep up the good work!
xo Audrey
Thank you! Dick Breath has been doing this for a while and knows well and good that she is a cum slut fagdoll. Everyone including his coworkers noticed so she just needs to admit what she is and why she has 50 pairs of knee pads in her closet. LOL
Ms. Brighton, you had dick breath’s number as soon as he opened his mouth! Doh! What a great post. Thinking she could hide her true self? Silly cocksucker!You know just how to handle this one. Or should I say “it” he he
DICKBREATH JAMIE !!!! OMG …… I would dearly love to write something smart and even sexy …. but, DAMN, what can I say? I can’t even spell, let alone type I’m laughing to hard at that moniker! I will make a suggestion … let’s get TEE SHIRTS …. wear THAT the next time the faggot cum whore is pimped out by Ms Brighton! hahahhahahahahhaha
AHA! Now, I’ve heard of the perils of DSB (deadly sperm build up) but hearing about sperm in the bloodstream sounds like a new and dangerous syndrome. Spooge Brain. Don’t slurp and drive. Cum breath, cum brain. I love how you’ve broken this little dick breath down!
Do you have him in a bra/panty set all the time Ms Brighton? Ms Audrey & Ms Cindy did a post about me as well. But I think he is the main target with what he’s done. I’m surprised Ms Cindy and Ms Audrey haven’t out me like you and Ms Britney have with Jamie.
Dick Breath!
Reminds me of the movie E.T. – when they first filmed it, they had Elliot calling his older brother “Penis Breath” but early in the run the theatres changed it to “Peanut Breath” and I think “Peanut Breath” is what was on the VHS tape we had (I never bought the DVD)
But whenever I hear Dick Breath I always think of E.T. and the Penis Breath line that so many puritanical types got their panties all wadded up over.
That movie, the script originally was to use M&M candies but the company behind M&M (Mars ??) wouldn’t agree. Dumbest move ever, they uses Reese’s Pieces instead and Reese’s Pieces became an overnight sensation.
A great movie, Drew Barrymore’s second best IMHO (Firestarter was her best), kind of the iconic movie of my generation.
Okay maybe not the kind of blog response you wanted but Penis Breath in a mainstream movie, that will always be awesome.
I would expect nothing less from you Alice. 🙂