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Scorpio Season begins with Goddess Brighton, updates, and phone sex! 1-800-601-6975

Oh boy oh boy, scorpio season is here!!!! One of the reasons I love that I am a product of November, is because my birthday is right after Halloween and right before all the yummy facestuffing food holidays. With that said, here’s an update on all of the above. Put on your seatbelt and follow me!

Halloween And Scorpio Season

You know the drill, Halloween is one of my favorite holidays. It kicks off scorpio season and sends me into a tizzy of happiness and joy. This year we’ll be having an in world virtual Halloween party, and there may possibly be a Halloween radio show. We’ll keep you posted! As for real life celebrations, I have candy…. a butt load of candy! My spoopy skeleton is warming his hands by the fireplace… cuz it’s fucking cold, and I will be having a small gathering of adult trick or treaters. When I say small I mean my boy toy and his dick. *snortlaugh* No no, his dick is not small, but he and his dick are the only people invited to the no pants spoopy party if you know what I mean.

Scorpio Season For Beginners

Most lunatics like myself are born under the sign of scorpio, and yes everything you heard about us is true we are absolutely horrible people. Gigantic assholes with big hearts and zero tolerance for bullshit  mostly, but very much batshit crazy. I am one of the introverted scorpios ( a lot of us are I think? ) which means I am an antisocial bitch who likes beating balls, fucking men with strapons, and shoving cake in your shorts. But by now you know all of this already right? Right. So if you feel so inclined and want to get me a bday prezzie, amazon gift cards, and anything off my wishlist is fine. Totally not required, but always appreciated.

Celebrating Birthdays On Another Planet

I’ll be vacationing in the great beyond this year. Mostly because I FUCKING DESERVE IT, and because I am usually a homebody during birthdays. But after the year I’ve had, I need to fly on wings of fuckoffery and get the hell away from it all. Think of it as a week long calgon moment, one where I fly off on my broomstick and flip everyone the bird from above the clouds. I will be out of town from the 4th of November to the 9th of November with limited internet access. So that means no virtual sessions (sorry all you virtual phone sex lovers!) and probably no calls that week.

Calls This Week

I fucking hate schedules. I will be on when I’m on how about that? No but seriously any time after 12pm (more like 3pm these days), but the reason I don’t keep a schedule is because as soon as I tell you 12 noon I end up signing in at 8pm. Just being honest. So if you see me on this week, go for it! Call 1-800-601-6975 and ask for Brighton, and let’s celebrate Halloween week together.

 

FUCK OFF!!!

Mistress Brighton