Femdom Email Etiquette – Grammar And Manners Are Sexy

Emails get seen faster. Remember that I told you this! Every once in a while (or at least once a year) I like to remind the guys, gals, and sissies that Femdom email etiquette is a thing and that me hurting your feelings is also a thing. *blink blink* Meaning don’t be fucking rude. So we’re going to go over the importance of emailing before sessions; when you have a question; when you’re double checking my availability for text sessions. And the importance of good manners and good grammar so that you don’t sound like an illiterate caveman douchebag.

Femdom Email Etiquette

Yeah I know, I often say the quiet part out loud because there’s just no nice way to tell someone they’re being a twat, and my CSR tone is reserved for people who approach me correctly. Sending me incessant back to back emails playing the 50 question game will get you directed to paid emails, and then ignored. My squirrel talons get very sharp when people fail to remember basic decency when messaging me and that I’m not your goddamn nanny. So here is the very first step to receiving a very sweet and positively demeanor’d Mistress Brighton, who doesn’t chomp your head off like a praying mantis that just finished mating: READ. THE GODDAMN. BLOG.

Frequently Asked Fuckery

No. We don’t just have these blogs for you to wank to. Do you know how many of my callers found me by simply reading my blog and finding out that YES! OH EM GEE! MISS BRIGHTON DOES MY THING THAT I LIKE!!!!! *FLAILS* And discover that I have three…. not one….. THREE blogs catering to: 1. Sensual Femdom and everything else that fits under the BDSM/Femdom umbrella of my interests. 2. A Sploshing Phone Sex and food fetish blog. 3. A cuckolding blog. Which are plainly posted and linked to on my main blog which is this one. So you don’t have to ask me silly questions like: “Hey do you do cuckolding?” “Hey will you shove a cake in my panties?” “Hey will you beat the ship out of me with a large bunny slipper?” “Hey are you available?” “Hey do you do audios?” “Hey do you kick people in the throat when they ask too many questions?” “Hey do yo- *LOUD CRASHING SOUND AS SOMEONE IS PUNTED ACROSS THE MOON* That means that if you email me because you JUST came from my main blog, you can find the answer to many of those questions, and get straight to the really fun questions….. actually I will allow you to ask me if I’ll beat you with a bunny slipper or will shove cake in your panties.

What If You Didn’t Come From My Blog And Were Just Cruising The Internetz?

So let’s say you’re NOT currently reading this blog and have no idea that I do all the things, and that I absolutely hate peeps candies. A very polite and respectful and REFRESHING thing to do, is to first of all saying hello, good morning, good whatever, state which site you came from or which blog you came from, and then ask your thing. Ie: Do I do pedal pushing, cuckolding, bondage, chastity, Giantess Femdom, roleplaying phone sex fantasies. If you tell me what you want/what you’re looking for, I can tell you if I do your kink.

If you start off asking me what I’m into, or being a cagey weirdo ie: “hey I really have this fantasy I think is hot, can you do it?”…………….. Do what exactly? I can’t tell you if I can do the thing if I don’t know what the thing is. Also a good rule of thumb is that you read the TOS on our main phone sex site. No seriously fucking read it.

If you came from one of the blogs, or from a Brighton blurb somewhere with my email on it, and you didn’t come from say: Cock Control and therefore you don’t know if I’m on or not, and you email me and say: Miss Brighton, are you available for calls/sexy texting? I am going to answer: Yes or No. If the answer is yes, that’s your permission to call in, or if texting pay for a text session. If you message me on skype you will have like a 70% / 30% chance of me not seeing your IM because I’m not tethered to my skype, might be in another window; might be AFK; might be fucking my hot neighbor with a strapon; might be baking a cake. Emails get seen FASTER. BTW I only answer my super duper special callers via skype at any given time, IF… I happen to see their messages. Listen to the free audio that accompanies this blog post to find out how you become a super duper special caller of mine.

Having Good Manners And Grammar Are The Difference Between Me Being A Cupcake Or A Cuntmuffin

Honestly…. I am the sweetest little hooker lady in the world when you guys read, ask the right questions, and refrain from talking to me in horny caveman speak. “Hi, me want fuck.” That’s nice. I want 10 million dollars. Or the super douche baggy approach of playing Mistresses against each other ie: whoever says the right thing to me and answers the fastest gets my money. Please fuck off. I didn’t step into my dominant womanhood to have some vienna sausaged dick for brains A. insult my intelligence. B. top from the bottom and expect pandering and prostration. The only person allowed to spew insults and kick crotches in my realm, is me. So please be nice, so I can be nice back, and then once in session if you want me to make you fucking cry like a little bitch I promise to give you that experience. This blog is about as close as you’ll get to free humiliation. Fun fact: I fucking love the phone femdom humiliation kink! If you try to get a rise out of me, you should know that I’m in therapy for anger management and I will probably just block you.

Am I A Bitch? Yes. You’re Welcome.

But how does that play into me being a sensual mistress? I have a very diverse set of skills and I can humiliate you without ever raising my voice. I prefer any loud noises be from you screaming my name, or squealing or crying or oinking like a pig for me. So yes, if people are rude I am a bitch. If you’re nice then I am amicable. If you’re a dick I will toss you on the grill or I might just drop you directly on some hot coals. Actually there’s a very good reason to be respectful and avoid annoying me. It involves my attention span and my inability to read walls of text without my eyes crossing and seeing double.

Neurodivergent Femdoms Unite!

The reason you have to pay for emails if you want me to read all your thoughts, hopes, and prayers, is because that is laborious for me. Because when you pay for an email, I will quite literally sit down, and read, every, single, word….. and reply accordingly. You are paying for my full attention which means I’m not distracted by something shiny, I’m actually paying attention to you and giving you my time and energy. When I’m working I do not have the time and the energy to nurse an attention whore. Yes of course getting your questions answered is important! It’s also important to note that I get a lot of emails, and throwing a tantrum because I didn’t tether myself to you – for free – or answer you within the first 2 seconds of sending your email – for free – is also going to get you ignored. If you want me to coddle you, you had better be paying 2.99 a minute for it! Or buy my email package!

My Bitchy Femdom Blogs Are My Favorite

So now that I’ve verbally assaulted you with a firm scolding that didn’t cater to your ego, here’s the rizz: You can quite literally talk to me about almost anything. Except politics or sports… not sorry. I don’t follow sports, and I’d rather watch two grasshoppers crawl across wet paint, than talk about politics. So please keep in mind, that the answer to: “Will Miss Brighton cater to my fantasy?” is probably yes 99% of the time. You can check off:

Sensual Domination

Pain Play

Anal

Feminization

Broad Range Femdom BDSM

Roleplaying

For me my Femdom style is like Ebay or Amazon: If I don’t have it, you don’t need it!

I Also Actually Give A Ship About My Callers

Which is why I take the time to make sure you understand that and how to properly communicate with me!  So my other tip of the day not related to Emails and messaging etiquette is this: Before you do the not so safe thing that might get you arrested or in trouble with the wife, call me. And hey guys guess what???????!!!!! I have a new profile for phone sex emergencies at Horny 911 for that reason! If you see me logged into horny 911, that means you can call me directly and you don’t have to ask if I’m available because when dispatch connects you and the phone rings I will pick up. Isn’t that awesome? I think that’s awesome.

Gift Giving To Get My Attention

This might not be obvious to you, but sometimes a simple gesture like sending a gift card or a wish list item, is a great way to show your appreciation or yanno fluff me before you email. No you don’t have to send a gift, it’s the thought that counts, and I like being spoiled as much as anybody else! This goes for any of us obviously… if you want to send a gift as a thank you, I have a wishlist, and will accept gift cards to my email. AND if you call us, you have the option to leave a Virtual Bouquet, before or after a call, and as a thank you when placing a custom audio order.

Run Your Hot Phone Sex Ideas By Me: Call Or Sext Me!

So now that I’ve talked your ear off or you’re crying because my rude, cuntmuffiny blog post hurt your feelings, you can cry yourself a river or just call me! Dial 1-800-601-6975 and ask for Brighton. Remember: If you want a skype or discord or virtual session, email me first. Usually the answer will be yes, but I can’t respond if I don’t see your message! If you need even more special attention from me and you can’t call or prefer emails, pay for my email package.

FUCK OFF!!!

brighton@enchantrixempire.com

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