One of the biggest misconceptions about me is that I’m nice. Why do people think I’m nice? Because I smile lots, and I have this really sweet voice. The truth is I’m what I call a misfit Domme, which means if you call me I’m gonna beat the sh** out of you, while smiling and laughing in your face. I’m not mean in the sense that I scream or yell. I’m a mean Mistress that likes tormenting you.
Serving A Misfit Domme IS A Risky Endeavor
I’m a sissy’s worst nightmare, if you’re one of those sissies that is looking for a nurturing type Dommes. I don’t do that, any form of it. Sensual, yes, sadistic, hell yes, nurturing? FUCK NO! I wanna ram things up your ass and make you cry, I’m not the cuddling type. What you are allowed to do when serving me varies based on my mood. I might be in the mood to sit on your face, or stomp on your balls depending. So if you’re going to call me for a sesh, just make sure you have good insurance, is all I can tell you. *snortlaugh*
Misfit Domme Likes Being Entertained And Humiliating You
I like a sub who’s reduced to a red faced sniveling twat, while under my care… if you can call it care. You’re talking to someone who makes sissies dress up splosh for me, and roll around in wet and messy food for kicks. Why would you ever think I care about your feelings? I care about my happiness and my laughter! To get an idea of what kind of hell domme I am, read one of my favorite quotes, on twitter, from one of my favorite vampires.
Leg Worship With A Misfit Domme
I’m also weird and I like causing my submissives discomfort, so if you serve me during a leg worship session, you might get scissor locked. Don’t believe me? Read my new legs forever profile! To be honest I’m more of a caring asshole Domme. Like yeah I’m totally gonna make sure you’re safe, and not doing anything fucking dumb (some of you are firing with one brain cell on a regular basis..), and once that’s out of the way I’m going to fucking destroy you. But like, the kind of destruction that leads to a cry boner. You’ll love it, promise. You will also get very fucking dirty around me, while I stay clean! I am a sploshing phone sex mistress after all, duh! So I will find some way to make leg worship, demented.
Let’s Get Weird Misfit Domme Style
So here’s where I say something like blah blah blah if you’ve read all this blah blah and you’re still here, it’s time to call me! Dial 1-800-601-6975 and ask for Mistress Brighton. I’m not responsible if you squirt all over your keyboard, clean up your own goddamn messes, motherfucker! Oh and email me brighton@enchantrixempire.com if you want a sexy texting session. I ignore skype unless I’m in session, so only message me there if you like being ignored. Tootles!
FUCK OFF!!!
Mistress Brighton
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Cry boner…! Hahhaha. i want one of those…
Oh, does humping a blow up doll fit in to Your idea of fun?
i luv Your blogs, they are so funny but truthful at the same time
~jizzy
the riskier, the better the adventure i say 🙂
Mistress Brighton you are nice. Nice as a bar fight. You know i love ya. ; )