Sign up for March Strapon Femdom fun! 1-800-601-6975
Happy strapon femdom March! Sooooo did you guys know we have a whole site dedicated to strapon phone sex? If you didn’t, check out Strapon FemDommes to view all the available strapon Mistresses. Anal sex isn’t for the faint of heart, and it’s not for the anal retentive, although…. getting fucked up the ass could possibly help open you up?
Bring In March With Strapon Femdom
When you can’t get pegged in person, there is the option of strapon phone sex. All you need is a toy or a phallic substitute, lube, an enema to clear the pipeline before hand, and my voice to guide you to valhalla orgasmically, while you fuck yourself up the ass with a great big dick. I think spring renewal and anal sex go hand in hand. Because what better way to bring in springtime, than with the bloomed delight of bouncing on a strapon while you shout profanities all in my honor. Ha!
Preparing For March Buttsecks – It’s A Pain In The Ass!
But it’s beneficial, for the whole. *snortlaugh* No but seriously you need to be prepared if you’ve never stuck anything up your ass before. Just ask churchmouse who finally lost his anal virginity last year via remote aneros! So remote toy play is yet another option for distance strapon femdom. You know what would be totally cool? If they created a virtual reality style device, where I wear the strapon, plug it in, and thrust, and it records my thrusting, while on your end you’re hooked up to a simulated fuck machine, and you feel my thrusting in real time! Don’t steal my idea you fuckers! No but seriously if they don’t already have that – and since they have the remote vibrators – somebody make one of those buttfucking doohickies. Oh sorry we were talking about preparation for buttsecks!
Strapon Femdom – Prepare Thine Anus!
So if you’ve never had anything up your ass, start small, like with lubricant and a finger…. please wear gloves or a finger condom so that you are not transferring bacteria from your ass to your bare fingers and fingernails. I don’t need to tell you why… Once you’re used to a finger maybe try two fingers, or work your way up to a small toy to experiment. Please for the love of peanut butter – THIS IS NOT PORN!! – do not go ramming the biggest dildo you can find up your ass, and risk either painfully tearing something, or worse ending up in the ER because you stuck some huge object up your ass that did not belong in your ass. We have to give this speech periodically, because some of you are morons and not only when you’re horny.
March Strapon Femdom Tag Teaming
Once you’ve trained your ass, why not do a 2 Mistress strapon phone sex session and show off your buttfuckery skills? All while we instruct and direct your every thrust. Seriously, I want to do a 2 Mistress call where we get to fuck you, maybe find a way to remotely operate your sex toys if you have a lovense. Put on a show with your sluttiest suction dildo. And for sissies, put on your frilly Sunday best petticoat and bonnet, and then bend over and twerk your sissy ass on a massive dong! If you’re feeling really froggy, try a multi-mistress gang bang!
Virtual Strapon Femdom
Now’s a good time to remind you, that you can do strapon sessions in the virtual world as well. Get your remote toy ready, sign up for virtual world fun, and then you can watch yourself being schtupped with virtual Brighton’s lady dick, while your anus is buzzing away from me pushing all your buttons. I bet you would blow a huge load without even touching yourself, once you find that gspot. Please check virtual world phone sex for more info on virtual femdom sessions.
Strapon Phone Sex Calls With a Strapon Femdom
So you want me to bend you over and make you squeal like a pink piglet? Gotta call me! Dial 1-800-601-6975 and ask for Mistress Brighton. You also can order phone sex audios from me, or custom audios if you have a script you want me to read! Email me at brighton@enchantrixempire.com for skype sessions as I don’t monitor skype and email is faster. Happy March, hello spring, and I look forward to fucking your ass, soon.
FUCK OFF!!!
Mistress Brighton
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I can relate. When I was in college , i guess you can say i was in the experimental stage sexually. There were lots of times i was on the receiving end of anal sex, only it was’nt with a dildo but the real thing
Well that just means you are an equal opportunity anal enthusiast!
Woo hoo Strapon Femdom training is perfect for some of your sluts, Ms B
With you guiding them, teaching them to LOVE Your girl cock, nay become ADDICTED to it is simply sublime! I bet the pets will be LINING UP for your special treatment of their buttzzzzzzzzzz LOL
Awwww yiss! I plan on it! 😀
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Great advice ! Bent over & waiting for a neighbor lady to hit me up .
Sounds like a good plan!
Mistress Brighton: How appropriate that you write of the joys of strap on play as we plow into March. Coinciding with tax season it would be refreshing to have something pleasurable jammed up our keester as opposed to the shaft of the revenuers!
Just kidding…. but your endorsement of back door play is something I can really get behind…and get in the behind!
Now being a somewhat “older” afficianado of this activity I know very well the doors that will open up for the uninitiated.
Yes, Mistress you are giving such great advice to those who are considering taking the plunge…(or more accurately, having Mistress do the plunging!)
But definitely always clean up your place before you have company over!
Sorry Mistress Brighton, my mind is wandering back to a previous experience where a Mistress I was visiting satisfied my curiosity with her strap on (which felt as big as a boxcar) as I laid back clad in my sissy maid uniform.
Hopefully that reminiscence will encourage one or more curious souls to take that leap!
Thanks Mistress Brighton, for such an informative, helpful AND naughty post????
HAHAHAHAHAHAH you said keester! I love plowing into spring, I feel like strapon March is appropriate. ????
What a good Gurl “little peg” entertaining my lovely Sister Mistress with your musings!
So proud!
hahaha look at that poor guy with the paper bag over his head wonder who that is lololz
I know right? ROFLMAO!