I’ve been blogging about weird femdom chronicles, and I will continue to do so because I like discussing the not so mainstream kinks, like blowup doll fetishes, and the fact that jizzhead bought one. I mean jizzy already IS a friggin blowup doll, s/he’s a bimbo slut! But more on that later, jizzhead the happy hucow bimbo fuckslut, purchased a blow up doll and tweeted about it!
Weird Femdom Chronicles – Jizzy Gets A Blowup Doll
So what do you do with a blowup doll? Seriously? Aside from being a gag gift at stag parties, if you’re dedicated to humiliation phone sex, you can also fuck it. In addition to making people fuck melons, I love humiliating little sluts and making them fuck pillows, panties, and well… blow up dolls! Bonus points for if you’re a sissy bimbo doll with a tiny penis, and you have to hump your new plastic girlfriend while I laugh at you.
Have You Ever Fucked A Blowup Doll?
Well have you? Don’t be shy, I won’t laugh… wait yes I will. LOL So as described in the picture, you get a fancy schmancy personal blowup doll to hump to your hearts content, and she never gets tired, never complains about the size of your penis, as a matter of fact she doesn’t really say much of anything, she’s plastic fantastic, and for just under 30 bucks you too can have your own inflatable girlfriend!
High Priced Plastic Girlfriends
If you wanted to get REALLY fancy, you could buy one of those love dolls. Yes the ones that cost over a grand and are a wee bit more realistic. ANNNNNDDD if you’re a hobbyist, you can turn YOURSELF into a living doll. If you’re short on cash, the easier version of making yourself a fuckdoll, would be joining the virtual world and making a bimbo avatar, and then I can whore you out. WIN/WIN.
Turning YOU Into A Blowup Doll
I kinda like the idea of turning you into a sissy fuckdoll and adding you to the crying sissies who hump things, farm, just as much as I like the idea of you fucking a blow up doll on skype for me. And you can do both safely and discreetly from your own home! If you’re interested in a skype humiliation session where you fuck a rubber doll, or if you want to BE a rubber doll, email me at brighton@enchantrixempire.com or call first by dialing 1-800-601-6975 and asking for Brighton! If you want skype, please… PLEASE make sure you have skype set up BEFORE you call. That way we’re not wasting excess time trying to get you sorted on skype.
FUCK OFF!!!
Mistress Brighton
I need some side action, well action in general would be nice.. sounds like for $29.95 I could have someone take me seriously in the bedroom!
Wes for 29.95 you can have a plastic girlfriend that will listen to all your problems and sleep in the wet spot. LOL!!!
yissss!! i can’t wait to humiliate myself and hump my new plastic girlfriend on Skype for You, while You laugh and cheer me on…! ????????????
And, yes, just about everyone should be an expert with video calls these days, right?! Can’t wait to make a fool of myself by fvcking my blow up doll on camera…! ????????
I can’t wait to watch it!
I’d love to be your sissy fuckdoll Mistress…that would be purrrfect hehehe
Well you might enjoy BEING the plastic fuck toy too, krissy!