Holy fuck it’s July Femdom month already! So.. I’m a dork and forgot the rules of my own damn contest, and ran it for the whole month…. because dork. So anyway congrats to nat and andy who are my June anniversary month contest winners! The ringtone pack will be on sale at phone sex audios this month, so if you missed the contest, you’ll have a chance to pick it up there. And now I’d like to talk to you fuckwads about safety, because it bears repeating, and some of you still aren’t grasping what that means.
July Femdom Social Distancing
STAY THE FUCK HOME FOR FUCK’S SAKE AND WEAR A MASK IF YOU GO OUT! Get a mask…. put it on!!!!! And again, if you don’t have to be out, stay home! Numbers in the US are going up instead of down, and all the idiots who complained about not being able to get a haircut, are now spreading their germs and increasing the covid risk. Listen, in the interest of coronavirus safety, this virus doesn’t give a flying shit about your comfort level or whether or not you can go to the bar, or get a haircut. So shut the fuck up about not being able to go out, and stay home, stupid. That includes you horny fuckers that would risk safety to get buttfucked or suck the cock of some stranger you met on tindr. I would invite you to join me for July Femdom social distancing, if you are that damn horny and willing to risk your life for the privilege of shooting some sperms.
BDSM By Phone
If you enjoy being risky and daring because it makes your cock twitch, you can stay home get on cam and I will instruct you to beat the fuck out yourself, for MY entertainment. Because if you’re going to be a dumbass, you might as well be my dumbass, and then you might also live longer, which will allow me to humiliate you…. forever!!!! I’m choosing 5 callers at random, to get another 10 free minutes of BDSM distance femdom. How will you know if you win? Easy! If you call me for a session, I tell dispatch whether or not you get an extra 10 minutes added to your call. All you have to do is call.
Social Distancing Kinky Fun Times
I figure I would do something this month that would make it easier on both of us, because remembering when contests end is obviously hard for me. ROFLMAO! In the meantime, if you want to have a SAFE good time, I urge you to call, and if you want to add some extra BDSM razzle dazzle, hop on skype and show off your dumbassery for my amusement! Just dial 1-800-601-6975 and ask for Mistress Brighton. Godspeed and good luck…
FUCK OFF!!!!
Mistress Brighton
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I love how you are addressing these Quarantine-Need issues. LOVE IT! You are 1000% right to chastise the guys who are being so horny as to look outside (literally) for sex.
BE WARY! I am with Ms. Brighton on this one.
Thank you for hollering about this!
Now is NOT the time to have risky sex and be led by your boners, and really the horny boners shouldn’t be having risky sex at all, but especially not now! Thanks Daphne!
Social distancing has never been more fun with LDW’s very own “FUCK OFF” Mistress Ms B! LOL , Who wants to go out when your “dumb fuckers”, can FUCKING play with you! Woo hoo!! I’m sure the covid # Will be GOING DOWN now that you’ve so decreed!
Brilliant, see you around the Empire, sexy!!
If I could “safely” yell at everyone to either stay home or wear their damn masks, I would. Instead, I am blogging and practicing socially distant fuck offery. ROFLMAO ♥
You are beautiful.
For me No dating with coronavirus going on, not worth the risk as I’ve no idea who has this. Not that it matters anyway as I’ve been doing Skype calls with Ms Erika/Ms Daphne/Ms Delia/Ms Alyssa and Ms Olivia. They have me dressed up as a girl then having their way with me. Also with my married friend she to has me wearing her old bras/using same facial lotions creams makeup and lipstick she uses with wearing dresses/blouses/women’s turtleneck sweaters/leggings/yoga pants boots and heels with wigs as she said she’s really excited about helping me with my feminization as I’m her sissy cuckold girl. She’s right in accepting/embracing as this is who I am and become. She’s right as I do look better as a girl. Besides most women my age are married with kids and I’m not/girls I know are single and to young for me. If they can wear this so can I as she’ has her nails dug into me with no intention of ever letting me go
Stay safe and kinky, Ms Brighton.
Thank you spottykins! xoxoxoxoxo
Hi Mistress Brighten you are so smart &beautiful. i went to the bar & only did a drive by . I will call when i get my stimulus card meanwhile i am taking hormones to grow a pair of beautiful boobs like yours. I went to s nudist facility & it was awesome social distance i could wash my car naked _& watch others without risk also seen some x rated play at a social distance& i have figured out how to have sex safety but one must be super kinky normal sex is too risky in a pandemic ????
Thank you Ms Brighton, for this hot ass blog / very Firm Healthy Advice !! I must admit it gets very tempting, thinking of wandering out for some hot Studs etc lol but we /I must refrain !! You are the Best, Thanks, and stay safe !! xoxos
I am mounting a dildo on the end of a 6ft stick and wear a mask & tell my playmate to wear a mask and we each taking turns bending over while thr other works the stick of course we wesr gloves and clean the dildo. Oral on s woman both wear masks and gloves when going down use handi wrap the pussy and lick away
i’m gonna choose this *fucker* here, and then i’m gonna choose this other *fucker* there… lololololololol!!!
The recording is the best part of this blog post! Thank You, Goddess Brighton, for sharing Your voice and personality 🙂 🙂 🙂
Jizzy!!!!!!! Thank you, I like making people spit out their drinks. 😛