I am very excited to be doing this blog post, because involves two of my favorite subjects: BDSM and Food Play! In the past, I have always created scenes using one or the other, but I have yet to implement both in a session, so I thought to myself: Why not? Can you combine food play and sploshing, and bdsm? Of course! And the one thing I love about the fetish and femdom world, is that you can create, and explore, any fantasy your heart desires, including having your domme kick you square in the balls right before she mashes your face into a lemon meringue pie. However, I am aware that sometimes it’s not always feasible – or perhaps practical – to have your very own dungeon, or go to one, as privacy among other things can be a factor. Which is where the DIY comes into play. So not to worry, if you don’t have your very own kink room. With a few simple do it yourself tips, you can turn any room into your private dungeon.
BDSM And Food Play On A Budget
Any mistress can tell you that there are many ways to torment you, and take you through waves of pleasure and pain. If you can’t afford that rhinestone studded cock and ball spreader, and having a bondage rack in your living room is out of the question, there are plenty of household items you can use for a fun session. For instance if you’re into impact play, and you don’t have a paddle, there are plenty of things you can use to spank with. You can try out a hairbrush, an old wooden spoon – which you can also use to spank your balls – if you prefer something harder and less prickly. Need something to tie up your balls with? Shoelaces, rubber bands, and extra long twisty ties are your friend! Like sensation play? Grab that cactus that’s been sitting on your windowsill. Careful, probably best you don’t actually sit on it. Duct tape and fire wire will solve all your bondage woes.
Implementing Food Play Into Your Kink
The wonderful thing about food play, is that it doesn’t just have to be all about sploshing, and sticking your penis in the Hellman’s mayonnaise (but let’s face it, if it’s me, I’m gonna make you stick your dick in the mayo). A food play session can encompass many facets of bdsm. That cucumber in your vegetable bin can double as a dildo for anal play, and something for you to practice your cocksucking with. Got some fresh ginger root? Figging! Humiliation? Give that oven stuffer roaster the old in out and then baste it with man gravy. Dinner’s served! Experiment with different temperatures by fucking a warm apple (make sure it’s not hot!) and then bury your wiener in some carvel soft serve! And don’t forget about the ice cube tray in the freezer. Ice cubes are multi-purpose, and if you’re a cum slut, you can use the empty tray to make your very own cumsicles.
But That’s Not All
I could go on and on about all the different things you can try, using whatever you’ve got around the house, but I do want to mention safety, as that is important. If you’re playing around with hot and cold sensations, or you’re looking for something to stick up your ass, just remember: SAFETY FIRST. Don’t stick anything up your butt that you can’t easily remove. Make sure that nacho cheese isn’t boiling hot before you pour it over your nuts, and lastly: Do not stick your dick in the vacuum cleaner. You know… cuz there’s that whole voltage thing, yeah… not a good idea. If you’ve enjoyed this blog post, and you would like to set up a DIY BDSM and Food Play session with me, you can reach me at 1-800-601-6975 and you can also IM me at EnchantrixBrighton on yahoo, beforehand, if you want to discuss any details before you call. Until next time… *kisses*
Mistress Brighton
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Ms Brighton, can you think of any ways to use ice cream? ;o)
Happy New Year!
For you spotty, I can think of a few ways, and all of them would be messy. 🙂
Hell Miss Brighton, wow! You are so evilicious! These poor guys won’t stand a chance when they see what you have in store them. I don’t have much experience with sploshing, after reading your post I am LOVING the idea of using food play my sessions.
Also coming up with ways to improvise when you don’t have the freedom of keeping sex toys on hands is super creative and fun. These guys are going to get a boner every time they see the turkey baster! I fucking LOVE it!
Hahahaha I didn’t mention the turkey baster but yes, they will never look at the kitchen utensil drawer quite the same again. And just think of all the fun you can have with your sissies, Princess Alyssa, if you add sploshing to the mix. LOL
Oh what a creative, fun post, Ms. Brighton! I think you have inspired your callers to sexperiment a bit! I can just imagine what a sexy, hot session it would be with any of the things you’ve mentioned. I love playing with ice, and you might try a cocksickle sometime. Just have your caller fill a condom with water and freeze it. You decide what to do with it then! ~wink~
Thank you Meredith! I love cumsicles and cocksicles and they are fun to play with. 😀