Happy Masturbation May! As you may have noticed, we have a blog train going for the entire month of May. Consider this post, your interactive guide – along with some sexy visuals – of all of the Masturbation May blog train entries that you may, or may not have seen:
Masturbation May Blog Train
Ms. Andi kicked us off with her inaugural post, you can start there and work your way down! Also click here for a special Masturbation May announcement, also from Princess Andi!
We’re also having a masturbation May writing contest over at Enchantrix Empire
If you’re not a member please sign up and participate. Joining is free!
Hope you’re enjoying your M squared journey. Excited and worked that cock into a frenzy reading all the masturbation tales? Call us! If you’d like to chat with more than one mistress, consider playing Pass The Penis with us at special Masturbation May rates:
The discounted rates for Masturbation May Pass the Penis are as follows:
3 Mistresses (30 minutes total): $70 ($12.50 discount)
4 Mistresses (40 minutes total): $90 ($20 discount)
5 Mistresses (50 minutes total): $100 ($37.50 discount)
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OMG, I LOVE THIS POST! Almost all of my sister-wives all in one blog post… *pealing out of my panties!*
*giggles* Well that WAS the idea all along. To lure you into my underground lair and have my way with you. 😛
First of all, Damn Mistress Phoenix and Mistress Brighton I can’t escape you two torturing me.
Second of all, this is the best blog post maybe ever!!!
Thank you, Mistress Brighton
Now please, the two of you, please remember that some of us are in chastity. Thank you very much
But what fun would that be, ym? 😉
This is to good to pass up! 5 mistress call for $100 I’ll most definitely be doing this. I did this last year. Tons of fun with 5 mistresses dressing/turning and keeping me as a cream puff.
Yes you totally should petey cream puff. Don’t miss the opportunity to let the mistresses all play dress up with you.
I love love love masturbation May! This really IS our kind of month-long celebration. It was created by a sex toy store but I think that it can work just as well as the mantra or celebration for us …. I mean it started as one day, then one month, and now international Masturbation May — the entire month! We do this the entire year! 🙂
I agree, and you’re right, we do this all year, but that doesn’t mean we can’t enjoy it all month long, a toy store aye? Well they had the right idea!
I just can’t fine the time to do this:( there’s to many things going on and I can’t keep up:( I’m trying to keep all of you happy but it’s difficult. Any ideas how I can without going broke?