I’m smiling because I just saw your pathetic little dick. 1-800-601-6975 Mistress Brighton
What is the anatomy of a small dick? I get this question a lot from both men and women, wanting to know what I consider to be small. And mainly from the men, they want to know what I consider to be “average” and what I think qualifies as big. Some might sincerely want to know how to please their wives and girlfriends, but for others, there is a special allure to finding out where they measure up. Here are some “tips” to help you figure out where you rank, on that sliding scale of cock size, and what you can do about it.
What Constitutes A Small Penis
Most of the men who call me, already know the answer to that question. They just want to hear their mistress say the words. That’s what excites men when calling for small penis humiliation. These guy don’t want me to stroke their egos. They want to be torn down. So what is the answer to the question? Well.. it’s simple, as far as I’m concerned, there IS no average. You’ve either got a big dick, or you’ve got a little one. But if you’re frustrated by my answer, let me clue you in, on how you can tell, if you have a small penis.
Can’t Work The Middle Because Your Dick Is Too Little
Don’t be fooled by those who have told you that dick size isn’t important. Size DOES matter, and it’s a fact you’d do good to remember. So how can you tell if your dick is small? When your wife is on top, riding cowgirl style, does your prick keep popping out? When you try to fuck your girlfriend doggy style, do you find that you can barely stroke, or maybe can’t do more than wiggle, because you just can’t seem to reach and get deep enough? Do women laugh at you when you drop your pants, or make some sudden excuse, complaining of some ailment that will prevent the two of you from having intercourse? Does your new girlfriend start snickering and making snide comments under her breath, whenever you mention her giving you a blow job? Last but not least, do you find that, when you wrap your hand around your dick, your cock head doesn’t even reach the top of your fist where your thumb curls around?
There Are Worse Things Than Having A Small Penis
But if there are…. I can’t think of any. Chances are you’ve known since puberty, that you have a tiny cock, and were just in denial. Your balls never descended, for instance, and everyone in the boys locker room had a dangling swinging dick, when they walked out of the showers, strutting their stuff. Meanwhile, you kept your towel on, because you were too embarrassed. The good news, is that you’re a perfect candidate for small penis humiliation, and there are plenty of mistresses – myself included – who would love to chat with you, about your shortcomings.
When you’re ready for your induction into tiny cock loser land, give me a call at 800-601-6975 and let’s see what kind of fun we can have. Or really.. I can have.
Talk soon…
Mistress Brighton
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I have a 3′ one:( the only way I can get hard and off is if I wear women’s clothes/bra/panty/leggings/yoga pants/boots/heels/lipstick/perfume/
Lotion. That’s what Ms Cindy has done to me. She’s also has me on hormones. at first I was in denile but this is what I really wanted to happen/need & want. I wanted to have hot women dress/turn and keep me as a girl. With past post about you using strap on and dressing me as a girl. My days of being strong guy are over as Ms Olivia & Ms Mandy want to do the same to me and Ms Delia wants to lock me on chastity after I told her my size:( :0
Petey Ms Delia is right, with something so small between your legs, it would be ideal for you to be in chastity and dressed up/trained for sissydom. This is how you should expect to live out the rest of your days. And this is what happens to the unfortunate who are born with small weiners. But the upside is that at least you will be serving women, in some capacity, just not with your cock! 😀
I think you do realize it in middle school. You go through a sort of “process” thinking it is not true or that girls won’t care or notice. I recall sort of hoping I was closer to average than small. I had already given up on “big”. You are dead on about the locker room – many, maybe most, seem to walk around either proudly or just not even thinking about it. You are sort of thinking – god, I cannot believe how big some of these guys are – what the heck! I think the real hard part is when you realize it is not something that will change. It is hard to avoid how women seem to feel about endowed (or even average) guys – they talk about it or them. I have overheard girls say “Wow, he was soooo big” or even just nod and smile in some way. What I hear is more like “it’s nice” or “it’s sweet” – I think it is sort of the “nice” cover for what they might really be thinking but not say.
Mike, if you take your pants off and a woman says “awww it’s cute!” You are DOOMED. That’s a nice way of telling you your dick isn’t going anywhere near her pussy. And it seems a lot of men discovered they were small, in the boys locker room. heehee! 😉
Great piece this is true from so many different aspects. Guys calling you to ask if it’s small are asking for humiliation. You are so right that they know it’s small. The tests are also very accurate as I’ve experienced all of that with my wife and know I’m small already.
It’s natural selection either you were born with a big cock or a little penis. No average just winners and losers.
You are so right about the natural selection. Women don’t want to risk procreating with a man who has a small penis because they don’t want to doom their male offspring to a life of humiliation and rejection. Either that, or if you’re financially sound, you may end up supporting her while she “breeds” with someone else. If you know what I mean.
So many guys that call me have different ideas of what ‘average’ is. It actually makes me laugh to hear them try and justify their pin dick and let me know it’s not all that small. One guy told me that he though 4.5 inches was average (because he was guessing that most of my callers were much smaller so that must mean 4.5 was on the bigger side.) Silly man was in such denial! Of course I set him straight!
Oh yes they do! Either that or I get the guys who lie about their dick size. Which is why I use the 2 inch rule: Whatever number a guy gives you re: his cock size, take off two inches.
I admit that if a girl asks about size I tend to fudge it. I try not to over do the lie because
if she ever did actually see it then it would be obvious. I do add a couple of inches though and try to
act like I have not really measured which is also not true, at all.
Your right Ms Brighton. This is my true calling. I’ve given in and I’ll let the mistresses keep me like this. Ms Cindy has put in a lot of time in making me a cream puff as well as given me hormones to have girls body and D cup breasts. None of my clothes fit I’m size 6 dress and honestly I’m to much of a weakling/pansy/submissive/feminine cream puff to fight back as all of you are to strong/power & sexy to say no to. I always wanted women to do this to me and I have with all of you doing this to me and with 3′ I should be locked up and dressed like a girl all the time. I’ll let you dress me and keep me like a girl. You mentioned using strap on so did Ms Olivia/Ms Mandy and Ms Kaylee. They all want to keep me in bra/panty/lipstick and heels while they do this to me. It will make my clitty harder and shoot farther then I’m afraid the chastity will go on once I get soft:(
Well Petey that’s because that’s exactly where you belong! You know you’ll never be a real man, and the mistresses all know this, too. 😛
“Worse things than having a small penis”, okay, just give me a second, I’m sure I’ll be able to come up with something… No, I can’t. Is there REALLY anything worse? It amazes me how often a guy will tell me his penis is “average size” when in fact it’s way below my minimum requirement. Still, I explain to them their equipment isn’t completely useless when it serves to keep women like us entertained! Great post, Ms Brighton!
Well you had to know I was sniggling as I typed that. You are so right, the mini marathon comes to mind in that regard!
I love women like u, u understand!! I’m 3.5 inches when hard, I have had sex and relationship is mmm OK, BUT I just want to revel in humiliation and a strong women to serve is my dream, I once watched porn with a small dick, the one time it looked like mine in porn!! Also because of this I have turned sissy, let’s face it I can’t have sex or can I??? So confused just want to be fucked myself by a women with a 8 inch strapon!!!!
Kaz the only way you’re having sex, is if you bend over and spread those cheeks, for mistress. 😉
OK I’ve calmed down since my last post! I suppose what you are saying is that you would prefer larger dicks which is fine of course, and you humiliate men that are smaller which is again OK, BUT if there is no middle ground then why so many different egos? Wouldn’t all men just be drones fucking women, while the smalls are castrated? Is that world turning u on?
Wow… how did you know about the boy’s locker room thing? I’ll have to get really creative if I want to get Your attention, Miss Brighton! Obviously my penis is not up to the task! #sph #servitude
As I have a small stinger myself, I can really relate to this post! I spent a lot of years in the denial but thanks to mistresses like you have come to realize my place. Thanks for the great post and audio!
Hi Newtie Bee! If there is one thing you can count on here, it is that the mistresses will put you in your place. hehe Great seeing you newtie and thanks for the blog comment. *sprinkles you with pollen*