Mistress Harper has a fun game of cock control chicken going on, and she wants to give EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU a ruined orgasm during masturbation March. And you know what? I wanna make your dick dribble with disappointment… kind of the same way your wife looks at you every time you pull your pants down. So why not join us for ruined orgasms and celebrate masturbation march with the LDW hotties!
Ruined Orgasms For Masturbation March
I like to pair gooning with ruined orgasms. You know with gooning masturbation you don’t cum, you just stay horny. In the same way that when you ruin your orgasm, you don’t get that satisfying chutzpah that you do when you shoot your load to the tune of the Tchaikovsky 1812 Overture while shouting “THAR SHE BLOWS!” Instead, you get this depressing dribble that only leaves you even more frustrated and needy than you were before you started stroking your pathetic man meat.
Ruined Orgasms Equal Better Listening Skills
You’ve heard it a thousand times, being denied a satisfying orgasm, leaves you helpless to say no to the more humiliating things you can do to entertain your Mistress. As a matter of fact, when you’re horny and frustrated, it only makes me laugh harder at your desperation. I will also frequently remind you – while you stroke – of what a goddamned disappointment you are to the entire male species. So long as your orgasms are either ruined or denied, I get to abuse you even more!
The Masturbation March Contest
So what is this fascinating masturbation march contest we’re having? Miss Harper has been so kind as to put all the details up on Enchantrix Empire social, so that you can join the fun and participate. Who will be crowned the biggest ruined orgasm loser and wank their way to glory? Possibly make your Mistress proud by showing off your hand humping skills? I’m gonna start placing bets because the ruined orgasm olympics sounds like a fun time had by all in attendance, and lots of laughs for us!
Did You Miss Dear Mistress With Tamara Powell?
We had such a good time with Tamara that I’m sure she’ll be back to answer your mental health and kink questions. In the meantime, make sure you take care of your mental health you jackasses! Because you know I’ll remind you right? So this is your reminder to make sure you’re taking care of your noggin and avoid doing anything really fucking stupid, like femdom coercion with randoms who may not give twelve farts about your safety or their own. Got it? Good.
Ruined Orgasms With Miss Brighton
The answer is YES, I will ruined your orgasms and take pleasure in the doing. All you have to do is dial 1-800-601-6975 and ask for Mistress Brighton. Super simple! Just remember to keep a running tally of how many times you ruin your orgasm, and let’s see who wins the title of biggest loser!