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One of my favorite cartoons ever, was the one where bugs bunny is being pursued by Elmer Fudd, and throws a pie at him. Then when Elmer tries to throw one back, bugs ducks and it hits “cartoon” Humphrey Bogart. An angry Humphrey Bogart grabs Elmer, and asks him why he hit him in the face with a coconut custard pie with whipped cream. I always get a giggle out of that. But what does that have to do with the title of my latest blog post? The answer, is EVERYTHING.

Wet And Messy

If you have absolutely no idea what sploshing is, I can tell you that the messier it is, the more enjoyable it will be. If you’re like me and enjoy making a “fun” mess. It involves food play, and usually the participants enjoy having different types of food smeared or rubbed all over their naked body, or their partners body… or their clothes.  And it’s a perfect opportunity to take all the cream pies (no not those other cream pies…) you can find and have a pie fight with the object of your desire.

Have Your Cake And Sit On It.. Too

You don’t have to stop at pies, either. Any food that you find sexy and stimulating, can be used for food play. It could be ice cream cake; chocolate cake, lo mein noodles, raw oysters, pudding, butter, wasabi.. whatever floats your boat, and makes your cock sing with delight. I personally enjoy having my boy toy smear banana cream pie all over my breasts, while I jerk him off with peanut butter.  Or sometimes I have him turn me into a Brighton Sundae, with whipped cream and cherries and lots of chocolate syrup, right before I give him a very special pie to the face. Or there was that one time my boyfriend shoved an entire pie down my panties and smooshed it into my ass. It was a very squishy good time!

Give The Maid The Day Off

Now because of the nature of the activity we’re discussing, it’s only right that we touch upon the logistics of food play. If you’re like me, I’m pretty sure you don’t want to have a disaster of a mess to clean up, when you’re done having your sploshing orgy.  If you’re worried about getting coconut filling and pesto sauce all over your doilies, not to worry, plastic was – and is – one of the greatest inventions ever made, and clear plastic sheeting is going to be your best friend.  It’s so versatile that you can also use it for other things, like rolling yourself in after you’ve been slathered from head to toe with fancy ketchup! Or you can get yourself some re-usable tarp, and when your done playing, just take it out in the back yard and hose it down.  If your neighbors look at you funny, just tell them it’s paint and that you’ve been experimenting with full body art.  So now that you know what sploshing is, would you like to play? Call me at 1-800-601-6975 and schedule a wet & messy session, and don’t forget your shopping list! I look forward to getting dirty with you.

Kisses,

Mistress Brighton

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