Ms. Brighton knows you are a cuckold cock sucker!

Ms. Brighton knows you are a cuckold cock sucker!

Oh my.. Someone’s been caught in a compromising position, and now you’re confused about your behavior as of late, and what that’s going to mean for your marriage, as well as your sexuality. But alas, don’t fret. This simple guide will help you understand the most recent series of events in your life, the fact that you may be a cuckold husband, and help you embrace that fact that, you may not be as much of a man, as you thought you were.

You Have Been Staring Longingly At Cucumbers

In your own experience, if you have noticed that you seem to have an oral fixation, enthusiasm for phallic structures, and enjoy sucking on popsicles and licking that nutritious banana, for far longer than you would have any need for (because who licks bananas before they eat them anyway?),  that is a huge red flag that screams “cocksucker.” As a matter of fact, that is one of the first signs of not just being the perfect candidate for cuckoldry, but also.. you might as well be screaming from the rooftops, that you’re a cock whore. Bonus tip: If you’re wife looks at you strangely, when you’re making sweet love to that unicorn lollipop, chances are, she thinks you’re suspiciously homoerotic undercover.

The Men’s Locker Room Has Become Your Cock Watcher Candy Store

You’ve just had a great workout. You’re sitting in the men’s locker room, and a man with a massive, hulking endowment comes out of the shower, and stands right across from you. Even in its flaccid state, you can see he’s packing far more than you could ever dream of delivering to your wife. Your eyes glaze over, heart races, your own inadequate penis starts to throb. Worse yet, when he catches you staring, he just smirks, throws a leg up on the bench, and gives you a better view, as you stare mesmerized by its length and girth. You turn bright red, but you can’t bring yourself to look away. Sound familiar?

You Get Turned On Knowing That Your Wife Might Be Cheating On You

Just the idea of another man fucking your wife right in front of you makes your little thing salute. Humiliating as it would be, you become erect – embarrassingly so – red faced and hot under the collar. Perhaps even your wife has suggested, that you are a non sufficient lover in the bedroom. Does she make you go down on her, or pull out her vibrator and get herself off right in front of you, after you’ve finished? Of course you must know, that no woman, no matter how faithful and loving, is going to put up with a husband who does not satisfy her. It’s only a matter of time. And if your wife has been displaying a change in behavior, going out more, dressing very sexy, chances are she’s already giving someone else her time, attention, and pussy. Maybe you’ve even been rubbing one out thinking about your wife cuckolding you and making you service her bull, and came to a rousing finish. Not to worry, if your wife is a size queen, and she’s found herself a well endowed fuck toy, you’ll be fulfilling your destiny very soon. Accept this as kismet, and prepare to serve your cuckoldress wife, and her big dick paramour.