What I mean when I ask are you a late bloomer, is specifically, have you discovered springtime Femdom phone sex and suddenly realize you have not yet lived? The best thing about the world of kink is that you can start any time, and you can set your own limits for yourself.
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Your first step is being able to define what it is you’re interested in, and the only way to do that is to explore. The next step is that you need to have the language to describe what you want. This seems to be a hard one for horny penis people. It’s almost like you can see it in your head but as soon as you get on the phone with Goddess Brighton you’re reduced to a “hi” “I don’t know” “I’m into anything” puddle. To which I know for most of you is bullsh**. Because I also know you’re calling usually for something specific.
So here’s where I suggest reading up on your kinks, educating yourself, so that you don’t get on the phone and start mumbling and acting like a silly bitch saying things to me like “guess what I’m into?” I’m not going to guess, and more than likely I’m going to slap you. And from that point forward you’ll either discover face slapping is your kink, or you’ll learn how to speak up so you don’t end up with a cactus up your ass.
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I Highly Recommend Reading And Not Just For Kinks And Fetishes
One of my annoying pet peeves is guys who are fishing for what they are looking for, instead of just telling you what they want. I’m a conversationalist for the most part – because I have to be, for one – so we can open with chit chat, but if you start asking me what I’m into, I’m going to go right off the deep end into my extreme sadism side. Sink or swim bitch. Because if you wanted something specific, asking me “so what kind of things can we talk about, what are you into” is not how you get it. And if you want me to guess your femdom phone sex fetish, my mind is way dirtier than yours… I promise you.
For instance I’m into blasphemy phone sex, sploshing phone sex is my food fetish blog, and the cuckold life is my cuckolding blog. The latter two are self explanatory, but where you might get yourself into trouble, is if you’re a frilly little bitch who didn’t bother to read that I enjoy beating the ship out of men, and hurting sissies. So… reading is fundamental fuckface!
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When you learn how to swim you don’t immediately jump into a shark laden deep ocean. You start in the shallow end of a pool. Similarly if you discover you’re into pain play you might not want to try the most extreme thing you can find. Ooooorrr all you wannabe ass sluts who love shoving something HUGE up your ass. The point is start slow, and LISTEN TO YOUR GODDAMN MISTRESS AND DO WHAT SHE SAYS! Although I will get you into trouble, but it will be fun trouble. *wink*
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So if you read this whole damn blog my free assignment for you is read some of my other blogs so you can get an idea what I’m into and whether or not I’ll be a good fit for you. If you don’t read and you end up crying because I tied you up and rolled you across hot coals, that is YOUR FAULT not mine. If you’re ready for me to drop you in the alligator pit and laugh…. Call me! Dial 1-800-601-6975 and ask for Mistress Brighton. If you want daily or weekly assignments those cost money. If you want free assignments you can share this blog on your socials, leave a comment, and do wtf I told you to do. Oh… and I also make custom audios, read my signature for all the links!
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