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My First Vibrator: Vibrating Rabbits And Other Fables

My First Vibrator

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If you remember my last Masturbation May post, I talked about the sounds of orgasm, and briefly mentioned my very first orgasm experience. But I don’t think I’ve ever told the story of my very first vibrator!

My First Vibrator – And First Sex Toy Party

I had always heard from other women who hosted these “ladies night” sex toy parties, that they were fun, but up until one of my girlfriends hosted her own, I had never had the pleasure of attending one. Boy was I in for an eye opening experience! We had cocktails, food, and friends, and I was the only sex toy party first timer. Now it’s also important to mention, that I had never used, or purchased a sex toy before. Sure I had heard about them, but I was a little naive as to why women liked them so much, as I had always just gotten by with my hand…. or my pillow. *giggle*

Vibrating Rabbits? Do They Hop Too?!

My introduction to “the rabbit” vibrator came by way of sex and the city, the episode where Charlotte gets a rabbit vibe and becomes addicted to it. While I thought that was all amusing, I didn’t really understand WHY a vibrator would be so addicting and possibly problematic for a young – sexually adventurous woman who likes to masturbate. Until of course I bought one at the party – after deciding “what the heck, I’ll try it!”  So after seeing the demonstration and making my purchase, I took my brand new rabbit home. And since I was feeling a little frisky and had the house to myself, I also decided to give the vibrating rabbit its first run. And WOW! First off: I didn’t realize how powerful that vibrating nub was. And for you ladies: if you’re like me, and have a very sensitive clit, then you already know that it didn’t take long for me to climax.  What I have not told you, though, is that I screamed really loud when I came.

Which is how I met my boyfriend. *smirk*

I’m sure you all wanna know the rest of that juicy story, and since it’s masturbation may, I’m feeling generous and I’ll be happy to tell you! Just dial 1-800-601-6975 and ask for Brighton. Hope you’ve been enjoying masturbation may so far, talk soon!

Masturbation May Blog Train

Masturbation May Blog Train

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Happy Masturbation May! As you may have noticed, we have a blog train going for the entire month of May. Consider this post, your interactive guide –  along with some sexy visuals – of all of the Masturbation May blog train entries that you may, or may not have seen:

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 Masturbation May Blog Train

Ms. Andi kicked us off with her inaugural post, you can start there and work your way down! Also click here for a special Masturbation May announcement, also from Princess Andi!

Princess Andi

Mistress Rachel

Mistress Harper

Miss Phoenix

Mistress Brighton

Miss Olivia

Mistress Lena

Mistress Violet

Mistress Marlena

Mistress Simone

Mistress Piper

Princess Alyssa

Mistress Delia

Mistress Ryan

Mistress Stephanie

Mistress Amber

Miss Constance

Mistress Christine

Mistress Rayne

Mistress Simone

Mistress Brighton

Mistress Lilly

Mistress Rita

Mistress Daphne

Mistress Jenna

Mistress Vivian

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 We’re also having a masturbation May writing contest over at Enchantrix Empire

If you’re not a member please sign up and participate. Joining is free!

Hope you’re enjoying your M squared journey. Excited and worked that cock into a frenzy reading all the masturbation tales? Call us! If you’d like to chat with more than one mistress, consider playing Pass The Penis with us at special Masturbation May rates:

The discounted  rates for Masturbation May Pass the Penis are as follows:

3 Mistresses (30 minutes total): $70 ($12.50 discount)

4 Mistresses (40 minutes total): $90 ($20 discount)

5 Mistresses (50 minutes total): $100 ($37.50 discount)

Or if you prefer talking to more than one mistress at the same time, you can do a two mistress call with your choice of Masturbatrix Domme’s.


Disclaimer: We are not responsible if you hurt yourself trying to mount your computer screen. *wink*

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Two In The Bush – 2 Mistress Calls

2 Mistress Calls

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I have to say, me and Alyssa have been having a lot of fun lately, doing 2 mistress calls. For some strange reason, no matter what has happened this month, we seem to be getting paired up ever since Masturbation May started, and I’m certainly not complaining. After all, Alyssa is my partner in crime and there’s no such as too much fun, right?

2 Mistress Calls With A Brunette And A Blonde

What could happen? I know you’re wondering, and perhaps you’re curious about what kind of calls myself and Alyssa have been tag teaming on? Well let’s see: There was that one naughty sissy in the pink frilly panties that we had to take turns spanking. And there was that other pathetic little puppy slut I like to call triple B who just adores embarrassing himself for us. And there was a dirty cum slut that called us and wanted to be turned into a jizz addict…. which isn’t hard when you’re in the company of two mischievous dominas who enjoy making you eat your load.  That’s just a sampling of the types of calls we’ve been getting, but that’s hardly all of them.

Join Us And Celebrate Twice As Much Masturbation Fun

I may be holding out just a wee bit of information. You see, at the beginning of the month I did a steamy… HOT call with Alyssa and ooh! I’m still tingling all over from the naughty things we did to each other on that call. I mean just look at her! So sexy. So I was thinking about how I’d love to encourage even more naughty debauchery with me and Alyssa, by offering a 2 mistress call special from now til the end of Masturbation May, if you call us.  Simply put, do a two mistress call with Alyssa and I for 10 minutes or more, and get 5 minutes free! That means a 15 minute, 2 mistress for the price of a 10 min. call, 20 minutes for the price of 15… you get the idea. And THEN, maybe when you call us, we’ll tell you all about our session that left my thighs quivering and Alyssa hitting those lovely high notes. But you only get all the juicy details, if you call. 1-800-601-6975 is the number to call and ask for Alyssa & Brighton, and tell them you’re calling for the 5 minutes free promo. We can’t wait to hear from you!

Masturbation May – The Sounds Of Orgasm

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Masturbation May is here!
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You may have noticed that we’re promoting masturbation may, and as such there will be a series of masturbation related blog posts from the mistresses of LDW. Princess Andi kicked us off with her masturbation post and she really got me thinking about one of my favorite activities, which I’ve discussed previously when I described my first orgasm via pillow humping. But today I’d like to focus on a different aspect of masturbation: The sound, of orgasm.

Masturbation May And The Sweet Sounds It Makes

I am pretty vocal when I have an orgasm, and the hornier and more turned on I am, the wetter my pussy gets, the the louder my moans become. In fact, you should be worried – not if you hear me screaming – but if you hear nothing. Because if I’m silent during sex, that’s the death knell for the person fucking me. It means not only will you never hear from me again, but you will be branded a lame fufu; tragic peen; useless kielbasa. Think about how sad that is? Not being able to satisfy a sexually empowered woman who knows how to get herself off, you had better be bringing something to the table, cowboy.

Hot Wet Loud Masturbation

The only thing I love more than a big cock pounding my walls and making me scream, is the one on one sessions I have with myself. I love sex, with or without a partner, I know what I like, know what gets me off, and when I’m alone I have no problem teasing myself into a frenzy until I cum. Loudly… and often. Since masturbation may started, I have to confess – maybe it’s the energy of all the sexy women I work with, or could be a side effect of wacky mercury retrograde – that I’ve been cumming 2-3 times a day since May 1st, sometimes more than that. Maybe I’m still high off all the amazing sex I had at Coachella – yes that might be part of it, I have been thinking about my English cock – but I haven’t been able to keep my hands off myself. So now that you know I’m active, I’m sure you’re wondering just what does Mistress Brighton sound like when she’s cumming? *giggle* I can let you listen… but if you want to hear my sweet moans, you’re going to have to call your kinky masturbatrix 1-800-601-6975 and ask for Brighton. And then maybe I’ll let you listen in, while I diddle my kitty.

Coachella Vacation Sex – I Wanna F@#$ You Like An…

Coachella Vacation Sex

Coachella Vacation Sex. 1-800-601-6975

So, I have returned to the Midwest, after spending four days in the 95 degree heat of Palm Desert, and if you read the title: Coachella Vacation Sex, I’m sure you’re wondering just what I got up to. Well, the answer is easy, darlings: I GOT OFF. Every single day, sometimes twice a day, and was wickedly shameless in doing so. There is something about fun, sun, and good sex.

Coachella Vacation Sex: A New Boy Toy

Although I can’t say he’s just a boy toy. I mentioned before that I always end up making out with cute red haired Scottish boys at Coachella – and I did that too – but I believe I have met my desert soulmate. I think I’m in lust! He isn’t Scottish, he’s English, 29, amazing body, face of an angel (kinda looks like Jon Snow), an ass you can bounce a quarter off of… and he fucks like a stallion. We met at the hotel I was staying at, and proceeded to get to know each other by the pool, went out for Mexican food and margaritas, and ended up fondling each other in the hot tub. Which… led to fucking in the hot tub…. which led to fucking in the shower… and then the bed. You get the idea. He made me scream in the best way possible, and I lost count of how many orgasms I had between the hot tub and the hotel room.

Boys Who Like Toys

Not only is the new boy toy good with his cock, his mouth… his fingers, but he is sexually uninhibited, and likes getting fucked with a strapon, as much as he likes fucking. So, I wasn’t the only one screaming this past weekend.. no. I would say that quite a few of the orgasms I had were from losing myself with reckless abandon, while pounding away at his fuck hole, and hearing his moans of pleasure and screaming my name, sending me right over the delicious edge. I have a thing for vocal men who aren’t afraid to tango with my disco stick. My pussy is still tingling from his cock, and his tongue, and my body twitches with delight whenever I think of him fisting the sheets on my bed as I thrust into him. Did I mention I had a roomie with me in Coachella, too? Yeah, she snagged herself a sweet lil bitch, too. Want more juicy details of my Coachella Valley vacation? Call 1-800-601-6975 and ask for Brighton.

Coachella Dreaming

Coachella takes place very close to Joshua Tree! I might have to visit.

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Why is Ms. Brighton dreaming of Coachella? Well, that’s easy my darlings. April is a special time of year for me, and not just because of spring and the change in weather. April is . . . → Read More: Coachella Dreaming

Dickbreath Jamie The Sissy Faggot Cum Whore

Dickbreath Jamie the cock sucking faggot whore!

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Dickbreath Jamie this is Brighton speaking, and it’s time for you to come to terms… with the fact that you are a cum guzzling, sperm slurping cocksucker. Nobody just randomly has dickbreath as a name . . . → Read More: Dickbreath Jamie The Sissy Faggot Cum Whore

Brighton’s Links And Kinks – The Hitchhikers Guide To Brightonland

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Brighton’s links has arrived for your perusing pleasure! After checking out Mistress Harper’s post providing links to all her guest and group blog posts, I was inspired to do the same, so THANK YOU, Harper! I have posted a few guest blogs over the past couple . . . → Read More: Brighton’s Links And Kinks – The Hitchhikers Guide To Brightonland

Spring Break At Brighton’s Pavilion

Mistress Brighton’s Spring Break 1-800-601-6975

Some of you may recall that last week we had a little spring break party online, and a drinking card game during Goddess Hannah’s radio show Wednesday night. But what you may not know about is the after party that ensued when the show was over. What?? After . . . → Read More: Spring Break At Brighton’s Pavilion

Mistress Harper’s Revelation

On this portentous day, I have reached a monumental decision, one that will impact all areas of my life, and resonate outward into the world! Yes, Dear Reader, I have decided to give up all forms of sex and become monastic.

You heard me! All forms of sex! Gone! No more! Finite! No longer . . . → Read More: Mistress Harper’s Revelation